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On a Whim, we Swim

Sitting by the beach one summers day
I turned to my girlfriend to say
Shall we go for a swim
It's cold not too grim
Splish splashing in love do we play

Two bodies now exit the cold blue
Only one of us appears to be true
Now shapely and pert
Her body so alert
My desire is now to pursue

To the beach towel she says on the turn
My love you've turned into a worm
The cold water has spoken
At least it's a token
When warmed I'm sure it will squirm










http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-5.php


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Lekker

There was an old hag called Rebecca,
Who haunted the shore as a wrecker,
As she flashed out her light
To the ships in the night,
She cackled, ‘I know I’m no lekker.’

For Suzette’s lekker contest


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When Bad Things Happen to Good People

 In the cold sea my pants fell down and sunk,

 And when I came out part of me had shrunk:

  The girls all pointed as I did hurtle

  And joked "look, a frightened turtle!"

 Hey! C'mon, that's no turtle, that's my junk!


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        Inspired by a Seinfeld episode.


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MANLY BEACH

MANLY BEACH There's a beautiful beach named Manly I once used to swim there, oh, daily O'er the waves I would frolic Get dumped and mutter "Bollocks!" Damn that beautiful beach named Manly. c ELR 2013


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Dirty limerick: old man,part 2

Preparing his conference speech
Old man ended up on nude beach
By virtue or vise
He stuck his device
In each blowhole he could reach