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Limerick Beach Poems | Limerick Poems About Beach

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When Bad Things Happen to Good People

 In the cold sea my pants fell down and sunk,
 And when I came out part of me had shrunk.
   Girls pointed as I did hurtle
  "Look.... a frightened turtle!"
 Hey! C'mon, that's no turtle, that's my junk!


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        Inspired by a Seinfeld episode.


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Lekker

There was an old hag called Rebecca,
Who haunted the shore as a wrecker,
As she flashed out her light
To the ships in the night,
She cackled, ‘I know I’m no lekker.’

For Suzette’s lekker contest


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MANLY BEACH

MANLY BEACH There's a beautiful beach named Manly I once used to swim there, oh, daily O'er the waves I would frolic Get dumped and mutter "Bollocks!" Damn that beautiful beach named Manly. c ELR 2013


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Dirty limerick: old man,part 2

Preparing his conference speech
Old man ended up on nude beach
By virtue or vise
He stuck his device
In each blowhole he could reach


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Beach Bum



           
                                Laying in the sun for a tan
                               My bum all covered in sand
                                 This Bloke comes along 
                                    Just singing a song
                        And swipes the sand off with his hand




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Fisher McBride

On the beach sat the fisher McBride
With his pole in a stand by his side
Then suddenly he had a big bite
And his pole took off into flight
Up he sprang, his mouth open wide