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On this tropical beach, one hot summer day
Jim the Trim came, his bod to display
Been workin’ out day and night
Made the girls' eyes burn bright
Next, he's running from muscles that sashay

10 April 2015

Copyright © Kim Patrice Nunez

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Barefoot on the Beach

The days of Summer are here
On this beautiful earth sphere
This season of shine
The beach we do pine
Our time to appear draws near

The day we have awaited has arrived
To the seaside we carefully drive
The kids and their daddy
Singing Showaddywaddy
The excitement in us now thrives

In adventure they play on the dunes
Through the reeds the breeze plays a tune
A symphony so grand
As I'm barefoot on the sands
On this glorious sunny afternoon

For these days of Summer cheer us all
As the sounds of happy kids en-thrall
Our day is now ended
As darkness has descended
My kids and I had a ball

Copyright © James Fraser

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The Beach at Midnight

The stars so bright
On this moonlit night
The waves roll to shore
Nights like this I want more
The beach at midnight

Copyright © Matthew Horstkotter

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When Bad Things Happen to Good People

 In the cold sea my pants fell down and sunk,
 And when I came out part of me had shrunk.
   Girls pointed as I did hurtle
  "Look.... a frightened turtle!"
 Hey! C'mon, that's no turtle, that's my junk!


        Inspired by a Seinfeld episode.

Copyright © Keith Trestrail

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Beach Proposal

We went for a walk on the beach
His hand for my hand did reach
Walking together
It seemed like forever
A marriage proposal he did beseech.

He spoke again said you’re squeezing my hand
As my feet felt like led in the sand
I stopped in my track
Felt my smile crack
Then he showed me the wedding band.

I could no longer contain my feeling
Inside I would have hit the ceiling
Of course I said yes 
To his great request
And now my heart he is stealing.

For contest “Loveland Limerick”  
Brian Magness

Copyright © Brian Magness

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Too Excited

My swimmers on, to the beach I ran,
Across the hot, white, squirming sand,
The first wave faced knocked me rotten,
My dad had told me but I'd forgotten,
Jump the waves son if you can.

Copyright © john williams

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There was an old hag called Rebecca,
Who haunted the shore as a wrecker,
As she flashed out her light
To the ships in the night,
She cackled, ‘I know I’m no lekker.’

For Suzette’s lekker contest

Copyright © jack horne

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Splendor On The Beach

Two lovers are walking the sand
Each gazing at their wedding band
Their deeply felt love
Sent  down from above
Has been touched by God's mighty hand

He peers into her lovely eyes
As slowly the sun starts to rise
The splendor of knowing
Their vast love is showing
Completes them,they do realize

She places her hand on his chest
And whispers that she loves him best
Her kisses are sweet
As his heart skips a beat
They both know their union is blessed

By Deb Wilson
for contest"Loveland Limerick"
sponsored by Linda -Marie--sweetheart of PS
inspired by picture #JT 76969

Copyright © Deb Wilson

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B Horror On a Beach Day.

Soon the curious swelled to a mob.
as they gathered to gape at the glob.
Someone prods with a stick.
as another screams: " Quick!"
"We must run for our lives! It's the Blob!"

Copyright © Gerard Keogh Jr.

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Hot Foot Beach Shuffle

Georgy ran as Georgy can
Across the hot white shifting sand,
His hot foot shuffle
Caused such a kerfuffle,
Kicking sand up as he ran.

Copyright © john williams

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MANLY BEACH There's a beautiful beach named Manly I once used to swim there, oh, daily O'er the waves I would frolic Get dumped and mutter "Bollocks!" Damn that beautiful beach named Manly. c ELR 2013

Copyright © Miss Wattle

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Fisher McBride

On the beach sat the fisher McBride
With his pole in a stand by his side
Then suddenly he had a big bite
And his pole took off into flight
Up he sprang, his mouth open wide

Copyright © John Squires

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Beach Bum

                                Laying in the sun for a tan
                               My bum all covered in sand
                                 This Bloke comes along 
                                    Just singing a song
                        And swipes the sand off with his hand

Copyright © Bev Smith

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Dirty limerick: old man,part 2

Preparing his conference speech
Old man ended up on nude beach
By virtue or vise
He stuck his device
In each blowhole he could reach

Copyright © Gorlum Gorlum

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A beach within my reach

I am a basset hound and I love to play
I can run and jump all day
I really love magic and tricks
I also love chocolate bics
Yummy! They are so good 
I would eat a packet a day if I could
My name is Lady and here is a story all about me
I'm a funny looking dog you see:

Lady was home alone

All she had was her green plastic bone

Her owners had gone out for the day

And Lady really wanted   to play

Miserable, she lay on the ground with her long floppy ears

With watery eyes, it seemed as though she was about to burst into tears
Suddenly she perked up when she heard a squeaking sound coming from the house

Lady became excited, she hoped it was a mouse

She barked out loud and ran towards the sound

Lady was such a clever basset hound
With her long nose, she sniffed out the little mouse in his hiding place

The whole morning turned into a playful ‘dog and mouse’ chase!

The mouse was too fast for her and escaped through a small crack in the wall
He was terrified of this funny looking dog who stood two feet tall

Exhausted, Lady flopped down in her basket to rest

She had tried her very, very best
She closed her eyes and had a long nap

And dreamt that she managed to squeeze through the scary dog flap

When Lady woke up, her throat felt dry

She needed a gallon of water to drink and she alone knew why!
The sun was shining and it was hot

She found her bowl and gulped down the lot

Lady looked at the new dog flap

She lifted up one of her paws and gave it a sharp tap

She took a chance and pushed herself through the gap

Relief flooded through her, she had made it out of the flap

Out in the sun

It was time for more fun

Lady headed to the beach

It wasn’t far, within her reach

Calm blue sea with the tiniest of waves

Grottos and amazing caves

Lady’s paw marks were all over the sand

She loved to play by the sea and on land

Cool air blew around her as she splashed around in the sea

What a great feeling it was to be free!

The aroma of food was all around

She was always hungry, this hilarious hound

An ice-cream van was parked nearby

Lady drooled and just stood by

A young couple spotted the little dog sitting down on her own

Her sad brown eyes caught their attention, they each bought her a cone

Lady wished that she could shout

She clenched both cones in her mouth
She licked off the chocolate ice-cream and wolfed down the rest

Copyright © Brigitte Pace

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Beach Beauty

My eyes nearly popped out of my head
On the beach she was tanned and spread
    Then a shadow appeared
    Oops, her husband i feared
I'm now looking at steaks instead

Copyright © James Fraser

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There's a ripped, good looking guy...
gals, don't assume he's quite and shy!
Watch how he models:
he flexes his muscles...
winking at ladies strolling by!

Copyright © Andrew Crisci

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The Beach Ballet

In a distant land many miles away Lived a hermit who dilly dallied all through the day When it came time for slumber He resorted to counting numbers Of young lasses showing asses part of the beach ballet © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison

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Embarrassing Moment

Embarrassing  Moment

In 'Sixty I went to the shore
A hot summer day, so I wore
My handmade swimsuit
It was very cute
Expecting I was and I swore,

It looked just as nice as can be
My tummy was covered, you see
The shorts were cut out
For belly to sprout
Top flared over shorts demurely.

At once came along a great wind
My top flew right up and chagrined
By this great surprise
To see with my eyes
My belly exposed as bare-skinned!

But now in these new modern days
No problem with bumps that amaze
Those covered or bare
Don't bring on a stare
When dressed up in clingy arrays

Back then we were less indiscreet
Maternity clothes for the street
Were tents that flowed wide
To hide what's inside
Our bumps took a private backseat!

So when my bare belly stuck out
So shocked, I spun round with a shout
Grabbed my towel fast
Embarrassed, aghast!
I covered it up without doubt!

Sandra M. Haight

Contest: Most Embarrassing Moment
Sponsor: Mystic Rose
Judged: 10/20/2015

Copyright © Sandra Haight

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Beach Birthdays

To the lake to the lake,
Fish to fry clams to bake.
This has been grandmother's cry
Now on birthdays she brings rye,
If just once she'd bring the cake.

Copyright © Richard Breese