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Haiku Humorous Poems | Haiku Poems About Humorous

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places I've peed haiku series

1
Sun glints off ripples
Play of light in sheltered cove
Scenic lavatory

2
Backyard full of stars
Footsteps crack on frozen grass
Moonlit lavatory

3
Forested mountain side
Above twisting single track
Rider’s lavatory

4
Over arid land
Falling rain evaporates
Hot Aussie dunny

5
Sandy beach stretches
Tropical coral waters
Pristine lavatory

6
Beneath St. Paul’s dome
Lies manicured garden
Monumental lav.


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What Does The Clam Say

What does the clam say?
“Do not take my pearl you crook.
I made it myself.”


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What Does The Ram Say

What does the ram say?
“I definitely love ewe.
I love all of ewes.”


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Valentine

Valentinius--
Not much is known about him,
But all girls love him.

Saint Valentine's Feast,
On February fourteenth:
Mostly chocolates!

It would make more sense
To honor Aphrodite...
So then, why don't we?!


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CHERRY RIPE - DEFINITELY NOT FOR CONTEST

I popped my cherry innocence... a thing of the past Inspired by Andrea's contest 6th August 2015


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Haiku Reader Dies

Headline news lead bleeds
Accidental haiku death
Investigated

Killed by tainted verse
Unidentified victim
Radioactive

Exotic poem
Attracts curious reader
Dripping vitriol

Extreme allergic
Reaction resulted in
Death of some poor schmuck

Industry spokes folks
Encourage illiterates
Stay away from words


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Soccer Sucks

Soccer really sucks.
In real football they kick butt.
And what’s with the shorts?


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The Internet: Return

A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!


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Gravity

Huge swirling storm clouds
seem to defy gravity.
Seek safety in space.


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What Does The Dog Say

What does the dog say?
“I chase my own tail because
it looks delicious.”


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What Does The Butt Say

What does the butt say?
“Do not sit on me fatso,
it makes me real sore.”


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What Does The Fox Say

What does the fox say?
“I had rabbit yesterday,
I’ll have mouse today.”


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Coo-Coo Ca-Ca Chu

Coo-Coo Ca-Ca Chu!
That means a bird’s crapped on you!
That’s not nice at all!


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What Does The Ape Say

What does the ape say?
“Although I too walk upright,
I get no respect.”


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Fear The Water

Still waters run deep.
Stay out of the deep water.
Don’t be stupido.


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No Charm On The Farm

The third time’s a charm,
unless you live on a farm.
Cow poop stinks each time.


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What Does The Cow Say

What does the cow say?
“Don’t touch my teats you pervert.
I will call the cops.”


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What Does The Bug Say

What does the bug say?
“Bug is a negative term.
I am an insect.”


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What Does The Hawk Say

What does the hawk say?
“Eagles are overrated.
We hawks rule the skies.”


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Why Does The Ape Dance

Why does the ape dance?
Because he has a hot date
with a chimpanzee. 


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What Does The Elf Say

What does the elf say?
“Santa Claus is a great boss.
He hired Mini Me.”


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Haikus About God: III

Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?


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Why Does The Cock Crow

Why does the cock crow?
To get our lazy asses
out of our warm beds.


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What Does The Dick Say

What does the dick say?
“Not the hand you stupid fool.
I need a woman.”


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Haikus About God: V

Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?


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Haiku Hell

Haikus with beer go well, I was told So I sat down and I ate eighty-four And when I got through I’m here to tell you, There sure was a mess on the floor Written by John Posey 12/22/12


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What Does The Turd Say

What does the turd say?
“I once was delicious food.
Now I’m stinking crap.”


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What Does The Frog Say

What does the frog say?
“I eat bugs. You eat my legs.
You must be crazy!”


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What Does The Pig Say

What does the pig say?
“I am a little bit plump,
I am not chubby.”


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Beware The Skunk

Foam came from Pete’s mouth,
with a skunk biting his butt;
rabies on the run.