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Funny Haiku Poems | Haiku Poems About Funny

These Funny Haiku poems are examples of Haiku poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Funny Haiku poems written by international PoetrySoup poets

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Facedown

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                                                facedown on the floor
                                                the broken porcelain's moon —
                                                for Shinto's sake






Sponsor: Joe Maverick
Contest Name: Haiku challenge.


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In My Wildest Dreams

five, seven, five craze
poet’s mind becomes obsessed --
visions of seasons

all four blend as one
melting pot of poetry --
eating more than words

winter puts pounds on
spring has us on a diet --
words spew more slowly

bikini summer
Brad Pitt leaves Jolie for me --
in my wildest dreams

 
 
*Written for Poet Destroyer’s “Haiku Crazy” contest



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SandCastle of dreams

~Sand-Castle~

********relaxing medicine****

My dreams of the sand
Underneath the ocean stars
Sleeping with the wind


********the beast dreams*******

Mr. Sandman's bag
Romantic, like pouring rain
Seashore wedding bash


********the world is home******

Wishing well mirage
Homeless with rich sandcastle
Ocean wave  pillow


********it takes two***********

Heaven passion kiss
4 hands creating a mote
Drawbridge of sea shells


*******hungry wings***********

First class bay front seat
Seagulls land on top tower
Essence of bird spill

*******colliding sandcastle******

Adventure hot day
Knocking the beauty of my moment
Stinky, little brother

     ~Skat~


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Sexy Who'

"Sexy Who" *Summer* sand, oozing through toes water down my swimsuit piece how I love the sun *Summer* new sun-rays run my soul wind swims around my pale skin sunburn, ouch! *Dizzy* strong & Long Lasting The Viagra moment fades power by the sun *Jerk Around* secret moment Vixen photos of my youth rock hard & bigger ~SKAT~


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Haiku - X 5 - Demon



                                        Blood dripping demon
                                 I can hear scraping under my bed
                                            My heart stops












21.10.2012
A-L  Andresen :)


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Excrushitting

Must make haste
Excruciating!
Time for "waste"


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---still water

still water--
through the bare gray wood
dappled light falls

a squirrel 
runs up the old tree--
acorns plop


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a ku ku krazy day

a very loud noise
started ringing from my clock—
I fell out of bed

a bumped water glass
rolling across the hard floor—
I slipped on my head

a loud screaming sound
resonated through the house—
my face turned bright red

my husband woke up
hysterically laughing—
I was on the floor

I could not get up
without someone assisting—
ku ku krazy day

I went back to bed
wondering what day it was—
perhaps, tomorrow

Ó April 18, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest:  ????.....!!!!!.....Ku Ku Crazy......!!!!!.....???? 
Sponsor	Tracie ~*~ Indigo Dreamweaver




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Wear Your Green

Time to wear your green

      Leprechauns are on the way

            Look for some green beer!




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It is now

Ain't a word, you said.
but it takes a daring gust 
for things start to be.


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