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Facedown

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                                                facedown on the floor
                                                the broken porcelain's moon —
                                                for Shinto's sake






Sponsor: Joe Maverick
Contest Name: Haiku challenge.


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HAPPILY MERRILY DIVORCED

                       --- BEFORE---

love birds coo coo  coo
mouths holding honeymoon hands
sailing rapture glow

                        ---NOW---

he morphed into a  shabby computerholic couch potato
triple sour grudges, the twisted naggings piercing falceto
mr. droid in the attic snoring, his belly bloated like a preggy hag
while garbage stinks as rotting romance wilts on witches’ swag
no night dates, he tickles women online with bills climbing loco loco
 
                               --- AND THEN---

 merrily soon-to-be-an ex, the droidcoholic shocked bones anew
 without a pre-nup, his mother’s mansion's in my name--- woo hoo!


( for P.D's divorce club contest)


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SandCastle of dreams

~Sand-Castle~

********relaxing medicine****

My dreams of the sand
Underneath the ocean stars
Sleeping with the wind


********the beast dreams*******

Mr. Sandman's bag
Romantic, like pouring rain
Seashore wedding bash


********the world is home******

Wishing well mirage
Homeless with rich sandcastle
Ocean wave  pillow


********it takes two***********

Heaven passion kiss
4 hands creating a mote
Drawbridge of sea shells


*******hungry wings***********

First class bay front seat
Seagulls land on top tower
Essence of bird spill

*******colliding sandcastle******

Adventure hot day
Knocking the beauty of my moment
Stinky, little brother

     ~Skat~


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In My Wildest Dreams

five, seven, five craze
poet’s mind becomes obsessed --
visions of seasons

all four blend as one
melting pot of poetry --
eating more than words

winter puts pounds on
spring has us on a diet --
words spew more slowly

bikini summer
Brad Pitt leaves Jolie for me --
in my wildest dreams

 
 
*Written for Poet Destroyer’s “Haiku Crazy” contest



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Sexy Who'

"Sexy Who" *Summer* sand, oozing through toes water down my swimsuit piece how I love the sun *Summer* new sun-rays run my soul wind swims around my pale skin sunburn, ouch! *Dizzy* strong & Long Lasting The Viagra moment fades power by the sun *Jerk Around* secret moment Vixen photos of my youth rock hard & bigger ~SKAT~


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Haiku - X 5 - Demon



                                        Blood dripping demon
                                 I can hear scraping under my bed
                                            My heart stops












21.10.2012
A-L  Andresen :)


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Excrushitting

Must make haste
Excruciating!
Time for "waste"


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a ku ku krazy day

a very loud noise
started ringing from my clock—
I fell out of bed

a bumped water glass
rolling across the hard floor—
I slipped on my head

a loud screaming sound
resonated through the house—
my face turned bright red

my husband woke up
hysterically laughing—
I was on the floor

I could not get up
without someone assisting—
ku ku krazy day

I went back to bed
wondering what day it was—
perhaps, tomorrow

Ó April 18, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest:  ????.....!!!!!.....Ku Ku Crazy......!!!!!.....???? 
Sponsor	Tracie ~*~ Indigo Dreamweaver




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Wear Your Green

Time to wear your green

      Leprechauns are on the way

            Look for some green beer!




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It is now

Ain't a word, you said.
but it takes a daring gust 
for things start to be.


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Hai-ku 1

Hai-ku

Hi, cute
High coo
Hai ,who?


S.Jagathsimhan Nair, 23 mar 12,
for Sidney~Lee Ann's 'Haiku from the heart' contest


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Maniacal

Ha ha ha ha ha
Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha.


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Easter Bunny

Do the Easter Hop
Basket filled with  Sweet Joy
Candy and A Toy


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BUNNY

    -Bunny Hole- by:SKAT

hidden muddy home
dirty paws, good boy' good boy!
yummy with carrots :)

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  -Unwanted Fluffiness- by:PD

Big Brown Burlap Bag
drop Bunnies down By the Bay
Better off -Blue grave



~SKAT & PD~


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Orange you Glad to be---an Orange---

     Contract Delete


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ROSES FOR YOU-

Roses for you!

**
petals all over
sexy, sexy as can be
press the flesh tonight

**
my roses are black, 
did I forget the water 
dry flower bed!!

**
my roses are red, 
give me a kiss, sweet as you
potion pucker lips

**
flowers for the dead
roses running through my head
zombies are blue.

**
ouch! ouch! prickly thorns 
rose blood, falling all around, 
snake under my bed

**
I did not mean it
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
here have 2 roses

**
baby bash, ice cream
only In America
roses in demand 


by;pd


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"Momma's Boy"

umbilical bound
puppeteer...she holds the strings
a grown man dangles


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Catnap

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Summer siesta wakes lurking in sheets for smiles— Tiger tattoo roars
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Easter Bunny Race

Easter bunny race
Fell as he could not keep pace
Muddy bunny face


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Haiku - X 17 - A home -


                                   
   

                              
                                
                                             Drenched by the rain
                               Golden key fits perfectly in the door lock
                                       Home with lots of wet dog kisses











24.05.2013
A-L  Andresen :)                      
                                              * contest: Leonora <3


(4th place in the contest)


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Haiku Shoppe

Great idea here Let’s open a Haiku Shoppe They go great with beer Easy to find I’m told They hide under nibs of pens Don’t let them get old To make a great stew Take a limerick or two Mix well with Haiku If all has gone well And your mix has turned out right You’re ready to sell One more thing to do We must put them on a bun - Sit and have a few Written by John Posey 12/22/12


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naked roses

naked roses
—on daddy’s laptop,
aha!


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Coo-Coo Ca-Ca Chu

Coo-Coo Ca-Ca Chu!
That means a bird’s crapped on you!
That’s not nice at all!


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Fright Night

<                                       the ... be ~witch ~ing ~ hour
                                         ghost ~ and ~ gobblings ~ lurking .... for
                                         it's  ~  candies .......  bounty


                                        amidst ~ swollen ...... moon
                                        face ~ of ~ wicked ~ witch .....  smiling 
                                        bats ~ fly ~ in ....... frenzy


                                        
                                       great ~ jack - o - lantern
                                       menacing ~ halloween ~ glow
                                       on ~ darken ......... doorsteps




For Linda Marie's
Halloween Haiku
G.L. All


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Playing Peek A Boo {Edit}

<                             coniferous tree
                       playing peek a boo .... shuffle                                
                              candid smiles glisten


{ Christmas }






Entry For
Deborah Guzzi's
Holiday Haiku Contest
G.L. All


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16 Haiku


Sly fox eat yogurt,
if yogurt unguarded
close to sly fox mouth.

Hard working man back -
beautiful Kimono girl
dance fox-trot for him.

Eat boiled rice now -
or sly fox eat later
or rice get cold.

If hear lion growl,
may be fox learning
foreign language.

Fish in water tank -
swim around foxy
when no hole.

When pass across street
remember way back;
easily get lost.

Happy hen cross street -
wise if popcorn awaits,
foolish if fox does.

Why all chicken smart?
Cause sneaky fox ate foolish
when cross street!

Brown chicken dyed blond,
fools no brown fox in woods
but fools dyed blond.

If think you're fox,
put hand back and search
to find fluffy tail.

If tail color green
you're not real fox! If tail red
you're real fox.

Fox with one chop stick,
may have plenty food in fridge -
she eat nothing.

Have one chop stick?
Eat water melon
when buy another.

If troublesome mind
think you turn Japanese,
write plenty Haiku.

If think you're outfoxed,
enter woods where fox live
and ask fox out.

Smart fox say Aoo-oo!..
when she eat pepper-steak -
at Giorgio's.

© 02-21-2014, G. Venetopoulos
GV


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No Charm On The Farm

The third time’s a charm,
unless you live on a farm.
Cow poop stinks each time.


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HEAD(s) or TAIL(s)




summers’ last prayer

you’re about to lose your head…

while getting some tail


*For the Praying Mantis Haiku Contest


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Haiku Jam

__HAIKU  SLAM__
~
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((**HAIKU GYM**))

~Haiku press~
one sweaty work out
spot me, and count 5-7-5
dumbbells all around

~ Sweat Garden~
drench of human lawn
leotard planting between
dew drops under chin

~Listen To Your Heart~
Wink of a smile
Healthy news, swallow up blues
Kellogg's Raisin Bran 
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((**SWAT TEAM**))

~10 commandments~
Haiku me and you
So much for the golden rule
Whatever you say

~Rhyme Zone~
Test your might tonight.
Gonna rhyme it with so much fun.
Like the mid day sun.

~Broken Tablet~
It's five seven five
I'm a haiku rule breaker
using four six four

~Big Deal~
LoL contest
Sweet pretty haiku sunrise
Not a, limerick
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((**WILD WEST HAIKU**))

~Lone Ranger~
This is Texas man
Rain dries before it hits ground
What stupid cowboy

~Howdy Partner~ 
Memory of Texas  
Take me beyond shores
Let's become best friends

~Avatar~
Cold cactus desert 
Warm coyote blood all around
New Indian fur coat

~Monsoon~
raining arrowhead 
where are all the buffaloes 
pretty pink tepee 

~Acme~ 
Road runner meep meep.
Stupid coyote needs fix.
I ate a baby
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by;p.d.


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What Does The Ape Say

What does the ape say?
“Although I too walk upright,
I get no respect.”