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Sexy Who'

"Sexy Who" *Summer* sand, oozing through toes water down my swimsuit piece how I love the sun *Summer* new sun-rays run my soul wind swims around my pale skin sunburn, ouch! *Dizzy* strong & Long Lasting The Viagra moment fades power by the sun *Jerk Around* secret moment Vixen photos of my youth rock hard & bigger ~SKAT~

Copyright © SKAT A

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                                                facedown on the floor
                                                the broken porcelain's moon —
                                                for Shinto's sake

Sponsor: Joe Maverick
Contest Name: Haiku challenge.

Copyright © Ruben O.

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It bounced off the truck
And then rolled down the highway
Apple turnover


How 'bout them apples
When Jonathan McIntosh
Won the spelling bee


Apple of my eye
Jenny had the sweetest smile
For another guy


Right down to the core
When that apple crossed the plate
An infield dribble


Just one little hole
In that shiny    red apple
Just one little worm


Copyright © daver austin

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                       --- BEFORE---

love birds coo coo  coo
mouths holding honeymoon hands
sailing rapture glow


he morphed into a  shabby computerholic couch potato
triple sour grudges, the twisted naggings piercing falceto
mr. droid in the attic snoring, his belly bloated like a preggy hag
while garbage stinks as rotting romance wilts on witches’ swag
no night dates, he tickles women online with bills climbing loco loco
                               --- AND THEN---

 merrily soon-to-be-an ex, the droidcoholic shocked bones anew
 without a pre-nup, his mother’s mansion's in my name--- woo hoo!

( for P.D's divorce club contest)

Copyright © nette onclaud

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In My Wildest Dreams

five, seven, five craze
poet’s mind becomes obsessed --
visions of seasons

all four blend as one
melting pot of poetry --
eating more than words

winter puts pounds on
spring has us on a diet --
words spew more slowly

bikini summer
Brad Pitt leaves Jolie for me --
in my wildest dreams

*Written for Poet Destroyer’s “Haiku Crazy” contest

Copyright © Carolyn Devonshire

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- Haiku - X 5 - Demon -

                                        Blood dripping demon
                                 I can hear scraping under my bed
                                            My heart stops

A-L  Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Copyright © Anne Lise Andresen

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Must make haste
Time for "waste"

Copyright © M. Hussain Effendi

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a ku ku krazy day

a very loud noise
started ringing from my clock—
I fell out of bed

a bumped water glass
rolling across the hard floor—
I slipped on my head

a loud screaming sound
resonated through the house—
my face turned bright red

my husband woke up
hysterically laughing—
I was on the floor

I could not get up
without someone assisting—
ku ku krazy day

I went back to bed
wondering what day it was—
perhaps, tomorrow

Ó April 18, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest:  ????.....!!!!!.....Ku Ku Crazy......!!!!!.....???? 
Sponsor	Tracie ~*~ Indigo Dreamweaver

Copyright © Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

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It is now

Ain't a word, you said.
but it takes a daring gust 
for things start to be.

Copyright © viviane leite

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Wear Your Green

Time to wear your green

      Leprechauns are on the way

            Look for some green beer!

Copyright © RALPH TAYLOR

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Baboon (At The Zoo)

We stand there... peering..
Indignant, he (turns) flashes
rump of brilliant hues!

Copyright © Christie Moses

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Hai-ku 1


Hi, cute
High coo
Hai ,who?

S.Jagathsimhan Nair, 23 mar 12,
for Sidney~Lee Ann's 'Haiku from the heart' contest

Copyright © S.Jagathsimhan Nair

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                                                today's April fool
                                        known to all needs to have tool
                                         ooh! advance cheek's smile

     Inspired by: JAN ALLISON

Copyright © BL Devnath

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A house full of cats
Poor ventilation
Doctor says I have hair balls

How mysterious
Our Tab has far -away eyes
UGHH!    It's flatulence

One cat likes to talk
It's the inflection that counts
Feed me, please....................? FEED ME!!!
        (meeeww)                      (MEEOOOWWW!)

Not bothered with mice
Nary a bug in the house
The new 'shredded' style

Fell in the eggnog
Hick    hickory....up he run
Dick    dickory    DOCK!    tick tock

Copyright © daver austin

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Wee old Lady Who
Resides in a tennis shoe
Grandsons live there too


This is a fractured haiku

Copyright © daver austin

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Ha ha ha ha ha
Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Copyright © Valentine Qo

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Three funny Poems-Haikus (Poems from 7th Grade #6)

1. A gnat under blue
    days will next spin on apples 
    Look! More frogs arrived 

2.  The terrible tree
     Covers my house. That summer 
     I counted wagons 

3.  The frog above red 
     Songs will soon remember you
     Winter dreams with ducks

Copyright © Colin Amato

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    -Bunny Hole- by:SKAT

hidden muddy home
dirty paws, good boy' good boy!
yummy with carrots :)


  -Unwanted Fluffiness- by:PD

Big Brown Burlap Bag
drop Bunnies down By the Bay
Better off -Blue grave


Copyright © SKAT A

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Easter Bunny

Do the Easter Hop
Basket filled with  Sweet Joy
Candy and A Toy

Copyright © Patricia Sawyer

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Easter Bunny Race

Easter bunny race
Fell as he could not keep pace
Muddy bunny face

Copyright © Carol Sunshine Brown

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Orange you Glad to be---an Orange---

     Contract Delete

Copyright © JSLambert Mister ROBOTO

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Too Much Technology

Computer fix
Another  minute

by eve roper   10/21/2014

Copyright © Eve Roper

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Roses for you!

petals all over
sexy, sexy as can be
press the flesh tonight

my roses are black, 
did I forget the water 
dry flower bed!!

my roses are red, 
give me a kiss, sweet as you
potion pucker lips

flowers for the dead
roses running through my head
zombies are blue.

ouch! ouch! prickly thorns 
rose blood, falling all around, 
snake under my bed

I did not mean it
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
here have 2 roses

baby bash, ice cream
only In America
roses in demand 


Copyright © Poet Destroyer A

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Haiku Shoppe

Great idea here Let’s open a Haiku Shoppe They go great with beer Easy to find I’m told They hide under nibs of pens Don’t let them get old To make a great stew Take a limerick or two Mix well with Haiku If all has gone well And your mix has turned out right You’re ready to sell One more thing to do We must put them on a bun - Sit and have a few Written by John Posey 12/22/12

Copyright © John Posey

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"Momma's Boy"

umbilical bound
puppeteer...she holds the strings
a grown man dangles

Copyright © Christie Moses

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I Like Pizza

Pepperoni is red, cheese is food
I like pizza
How about you?

Copyright © Justin Worthy

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Summer siesta wakes lurking in sheets for smiles— Tiger tattoo roars

Copyright © Ruben O.

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a picnic lunch
pepper moving
on potato salad

Copyright © Sharon Ruebel

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Haiku - X 17 - A home -


                                             Drenched by the rain
                               Golden key fits perfectly in the door lock
                                       Home with lots of wet dog kisses

A-L  Andresen :)                      
                                              * contest: Leonora <3

(4th place in the contest)

Copyright © Anne Lise Andresen

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Made a robot

made a robot
named it after him
programmed it to be compassionate