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It bounced off the truck
And then rolled down the highway
Apple turnover


How 'bout them apples
When Jonathan McIntosh
Won the spelling bee


Apple of my eye
Jenny had the sweetest smile
For another guy


Right down to the core
When that apple crossed the plate
An infield dribble


Just one little hole
In that shiny    red apple
Just one little worm


Copyright © daver austin

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- Haiku - X 5 - Demon -

                                        Blood dripping demon
                                 I can hear scraping under my bed
                                            My heart stops

A-L  Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Copyright © Anne Lise Andresen

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Wee old Lady Who
Resides in a tennis shoe
Grandsons live there too


This is a fractured haiku

Copyright © daver austin

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Haiku Shoppe

Great idea here Let’s open a Haiku Shoppe They go great with beer Easy to find I’m told They hide under nibs of pens Don’t let them get old To make a great stew Take a limerick or two Mix well with Haiku If all has gone well And your mix has turned out right You’re ready to sell One more thing to do We must put them on a bun - Sit and have a few Written by John Posey 12/22/12

Copyright © John Posey

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Haiku - X 17 - A home -


                                             Drenched by the rain
                               Golden key fits perfectly in the door lock
                                       Home with lots of wet dog kisses

A-L  Andresen :)                      
                                              * contest: Leonora <3

(4th place in the contest)

Copyright © Anne Lise Andresen

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haiku six

               i find your name
           rolling across my tongue
           but you never come true

                         days of old     gone
                        words dripped on pages
                         and I read them still 

          bees are buzzing with bliss 
           honey drips from tongue
             buckets filled with rum  

                       eyes of blue 
                      you are so true
                   I'm still leaving you 

                 you call my name
           i'm going the opposite way
        i just don't have time for you today 

     we were the best of friends
      it was the best of times
      then love got in the way

 I wrote these "all" in 2011,,, I know they're not the  5 - 7 - 5 ,,,, but here I am posting.

Copyright © Debbie Duncan

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Haiku Jam

((**HAIKU GYM**))

~Haiku press~
one sweaty work out
spot me, and count 5-7-5
dumbbells all around

~ Sweat Garden~
drench of human lawn
leotard planting between
dew drops under chin

~Listen To Your Heart~
Wink of a smile
Healthy news, swallow up blues
Kellogg's Raisin Bran 

((**SWAT TEAM**))

~10 commandments~
Haiku me and you
So much for the golden rule
Whatever you say

~Rhyme Zone~
Test your might tonight.
Gonna rhyme it with so much fun.
Like the mid day sun.

~Broken Tablet~
It's five seven five
I'm a haiku rule breaker
using four six four

~Big Deal~
LoL contest
Sweet pretty haiku sunrise
Not a, limerick


~Lone Ranger~
This is Texas man
Rain dries before it hits ground
What stupid cowboy

~Howdy Partner~ 
Memory of Texas  
Take me beyond shores
Let's become best friends

Cold cactus desert 
Warm coyote blood all around
New Indian fur coat

raining arrowhead 
where are all the buffaloes 
pretty pink tepee 

Road runner meep meep.
Stupid coyote needs fix.
I ate a baby


Copyright © Poet Destroyer A

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Haiku Hell

Haikus with beer go well, I was told So I sat down and I ate eighty-four And when I got through I’m here to tell you, There sure was a mess on the floor Written by John Posey 12/22/12

Copyright © John Posey

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Haiku 44

This haiku has been deleted due to possible publication.

Copyright © Timothy Hicks

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haiku 3

February blues-

the hem of my jeans

now in slush

*another try at verbless haiku

Copyright © Cyndi MacMillan

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Funny Haiku

head buried inside;
ostrich hates hearing
lions' loud roars

Copyright © Teddy Kimathi

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Halloween haiku

on halloween eve
apple bobbing with grandma......
false teeth on apple

smiling carved pumpkin
advertisement of toothpaste......
grandma's false teeth

Copyright © kash poet

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Haiku 06

wedding cake
filled with fruits and nuts
welcome  family

Copyright © Phyllis Babcock

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Halloween Haiku

<                                      amidst swollen moon
                                 creatures of the night stalking .....
                                          predator's bounty

                                          be ~ witching ~ hour
                                     beastly  mannerism   gone
                                          totally but .... wild

                                          black cat crosses path
                                          another seven years of ........
                                          having such bad luck

                                              culdron pot boils
                               hearts ~ gizzards ~ livers ... bat's hair 
                                          witches stilled brewing

Copyright © Katherine Stella

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Valentineless Haiku

Sweethearts swarm like bees Stinging my loveless core sCUPIDity!
Glenn L. Sentes For Olajide Adelana's STORY OF VALENTINE Contest 02-02-12

Copyright © Glenn Sentes

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Halloween Haiku

ghosts and Goblins BOO
trick or treat so much candy
happy halloween

Copyright © faleshia murphy

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Haiku: Chocolate Frosting

Chocolate frosting
tastes very good on a cake
think I'll eat some now

Copyright McCuen 2009

Copyright © MC MC

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Lily pads and frogs- Haiku

Shivering lily pads
In a pond near my home
Persistent drizzle.

The dark green frog
Sounding deep from his epiglottis...
A loud and clear  Trrrr....

My final exam time
Burning the midnight oil,
his mating season!

Yesha Shah
8th May 2012

Copyright © Yesha Shah

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 My two-timing lover 
if only he were here 
the music mocks tonight 

Copyright © Annie Lander

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dog haiku

dog breaks wind in sleep awakens and sniffs the air then bolts from the room
dedicated to dogs and dog lovers (the funny side)

Copyright © john beharry

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Esha's Haiku

Esha's Haiku

by Ayesha Karim

fork knife spoon

fruit salad bread bowl

soup entrée dessert
(Assume I am at a dinner or at IHOP)

Asking the server for the check.

Copyright © Ayesha Karim

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Achoo Haiku

    Achoo Haiku

Cold swift river

Sneezes on the lotus shore

Take 2 aspirin

Copyright © Earl Schumacker

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Green's Payment on Tuesday (Haiku)

Monday's child eats beans,

Tuesday's child is full of Greens,

Green's payments of spinach.

Copyright © Angela Lisle

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HERSHEY DREAMS (multiple Haiku)

HERSHEY DREAMS (multiple Haiku)

a chocolate craze
oh don’t even wipe your chin
every drop counts

there is some great news -
calorie-free chocolate
cool stud!    in your dreams

have a hershey bar
every bite    ecstasy
don’t count calories

when it’s cold outside
save me a place by the fire
serve hot chocolate

“i want chocolate”
“shut up and eat your salad!”
“the bunny ate it”

Copyright © daver austin

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Learn A Word Haiku ( Pince-Nez )

      Pince- Nez....I asked ,whats that? Eyeglasses ,he proposed..For your nose.  They
have no handles. For a lads,I asked? Or for  lasses?  He answered. No!..They are just glasses for
lads or lasses. Only thing they have no Stems, matters not, a her or a him.!

Copyright © Vicki Acquah

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Y-DUH , Captcha Haiku

blank mind blonde moment silent
world spin round right round

Copyright © JSLambert Mister ROBOTO

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A Haiku From A Lady Friend

Canada's my home So I've known real cold before Nipples scratched my car © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison

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D Haiku

I love this brown ale so much
In a glass so clear
Newcastle, you are the one

Copyright © Michael Santner

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It took three whole days
for Jack to build a snowman;
he's as tall and strong


They are thrilled and scream..
playing in the deep, fresh snow;
they cannot their mom 


Heart, take a quick look: 
isn't winter's glittering snow 
so mysterious?

Copyright © Andrew Crisci

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bovine strike over
price of milk is coming down
contented,  cows graze

too late for robert –
sign warns of carnivore plants -
red chlorophyll burps

Copyright © daver austin