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Evil Thanksgiving Poems | Evil Poems About Thanksgiving

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Details | Pastoral | |

LORD I THANK YOU FOR MEDICATION

LORD I THANK YOU FOR
CREATING MEDICATION 
CUZ YOU THE DEVIL
WOULD REBEL
AGAINST YOU HEAVEN
HE'S ALL ABOUT DARKNESS 
ALONG WITH HIS SICKNESSES 
AND DISEASES TOO
YOU EVEN CREATED MEDICATION 
FOR HIS ILLNESSES 
THAT CAUSED SOME OF 
YOUR PEOPLE TO
LIVE SAD AND BLUE
EVEN SOME WHO
YOU'VE CHOSEN TO
BELIEVE IN YOU
LORD I THANK YOU FOR 
CREATING MEDICATION 
HOW YOUR BLOOD SHOWED
SATAN'S KINGDOM
AND HIS DIZZYNESS,HEADACHES
HIS NAUSEA,HIS MIGRANES,ETC.
DON'T GET IT TWISTED 
JESUS IS STEAL HEALER
MAKE NO MISTAKE
IF YOU HAVE TO
TAKE MEDICATION 
GOD CREATED IT
FOR JESUS TO COME 
TO USE THEM TO AIDE 
CHRIST IN HEALING YA

Copyright © Akilah Babb | Year Posted 2016

Details | Limerick | |

terrorism warning for thanksgiving

This antique house has old bowels
An attack could give us the scowls
The toilet must flow
And we want you to know
It’s bad if you flush paper towels!


Authors Note: This is the most significant threat during the holidays. We shall have guests, and how can we control what they do?  Fellow poets and hosts please feel free to publish this limerick on a little card and place it in your guest bathroom so that you might avoid this deplorable and monumental attack!

Copyright © Duke Beaufort | Year Posted 2016