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Humorous Grook Poems | Grook Poems About Humorous

These Humorous Grook poems are examples of Grook poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Humorous Grook poems written by international PoetrySoup poets

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Jealous Beast

When it comes to the vacuum cleaner
my dog is a jealous beast,
showing off his fangs and claws.
Does he not know that I'd feed
my Oreck less if he, now and then, but
wiped his paws?


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Bird Lip Grook

My son’s bird loves to squeak and squawk
As through puckered lips, though he’s got none.
I think he likes to hear himself talk,
But his carrying on is not much fun.

I whistle back, though a little flat
Hinting, “Don’t give me none of your lip.”
He replies, with an ear piercing cry
Of, “Chip-chip-chirp, cheep-cheep-chirrip!”


For Suzette's Grook contest


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Girly Man

Lifting weights to get large
While shrinking down my waist
Many years of training and my largest muscle
Is my stomach

Still a girly man

©2013 Rick Zablocki


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Obnoxious Laugh

It's funny when people complain
about you having an obnoxious laugh
(and yet they're as cold as ice).
There's no need to explain yourself to this person.
Not when a good drawn out fit of laughter
would suffice!


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Quid Pro Quo

Quid pro quo                                                                                                          Penny ante                                                                                                              It is only a penny for your thoughts                                                                           Unless you do not know?                                                                                         Happiness can’t be bought                                                                                        With no money to burn and a penny saved is a penny earned                                             Why do you put in your two cents worth?


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Unrequited Fame

For most poets, it’s a shame
they never get accorded fame –
just another of life’s problems
made worse by post-mortem.