Why Pa Ain'T Pet Sittin' No More

While Ma was away, Pa lost Tweety
while pet-sittin’ for his friend Petey.
Then at dinnertime, Ma
said, “I’m so sorry, Pa,
but this bird I found ain’t very meaty!”

Another time, it was a frickin’
frog he lost. While pa was lickin’
his chops over dinner,
Ma beamed, “What a winner!
That frog I found tastes just like chickin.”

Another time “Hillbilly Jake”
Asked Pa to please watch his pet snake.
Ma was out of the loop;
saw that snake and made soup.
It was more than her husband could take. . .

Pa hollered out, “What’s wrong with you?
Every pet I sit ends up as stew!”
“Keep your eye on them critters,
or they’ll end up as fritters.
I’m not here,” Ma said, “runnin’ no zoo.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010


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Date: 7/16/2015 7:01:00 PM
This made me think of Granny in the Beverly Hill Billies! Loved it, congrats!
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Date: 7/15/2015 4:03:00 PM
A fantastic array of limericks that tell a story. lol. Lainie (Elaine C. George)
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Date: 7/15/2015 12:39:00 AM
So cute! Congrats on your win!
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Date: 7/14/2015 8:25:00 PM
Andrea, these limericks made me laugh out loud! Ma and Pa too funny.Excellent job. Congratualations on your well deserved placement in the contest:-)Alexis
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Date: 7/14/2015 10:17:00 AM
Haha... I love this wonderful story. I thought maybe she had dementia and forgot they were pets.Congratulations on your win. Hugs Eve
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Date: 7/14/2015 6:51:00 AM
Making me laugh and wondering what makes you think these things up? Loved it.
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Date: 7/14/2015 2:02:00 AM
Hi Andrea, Congrats in Carol's story poem win. always ~~ LINDA ~~
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Date: 7/14/2015 12:15:00 AM
Andrea, awesome win...SKAT
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Date: 7/13/2015 5:32:00 PM
Wonderful and brilliant piece,Andrea....Congrats on your superb win,great friend...kudos to you.And thanks for all your comments on my works.xoxo...
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Date: 7/13/2015 2:24:00 PM
A nice write Andrea, congrats on your win! I enjoyed laughing. ~Caryl
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Date: 7/13/2015 2:01:00 PM
no way I'm stayin' at your house for the weekend , no way!Well done congrats :o)
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Date: 7/13/2015 1:33:00 PM
Very clever story made me giggle Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx 7
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Date: 7/13/2015 11:09:00 AM
Tehehehe! Such a clever story - made me laugh out loud! Love it and congratulations on a well deserved win! Pandita
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Date: 2/12/2014 8:24:00 AM
Andrea Such a cute and funny poem. These poor pets don't have a chance if Pa watches them. LOL Thanks for the great comment on my Romantic Couple poem. Hugs
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Date: 9/30/2011 10:48:00 AM
Good morning and congratulations on your win in Tracie's "Make Me Giggle" contest Andrea. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/29/2011 3:25:00 PM
Enjoyed this, Andrea. Good for a laugh. Congrats on your win. Kim
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Date: 9/29/2011 12:00:00 PM
Congrats Andrea on another great win..must have missed this creative one ..so glad it's a winner ..luv..
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Date: 9/29/2011 11:14:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in the contest,Andrea.
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Date: 9/29/2011 10:59:00 AM
Andrea-This is GREAT!!! A new fav. for me for sure along w/ Dino! Congrats. to you!
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Date: 9/29/2011 9:34:00 AM
Congrats for your win in my contest Andrea and poor ole' Pa lol x0x
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Date: 3/22/2011 4:28:00 PM
This is so funny that you had me laughing on this sweet poem. Animal stew on the table for tonight. love phyl
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Date: 8/28/2010 4:13:00 AM
Great fun!
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Date: 8/25/2010 9:47:00 AM
That was nice "running no zoo" , well rhymed n cute it is...rinki is a girls's name you guessed it right ..perhaps my *** on the beach was lil too demanding coming from a girl....n thanks for the comment ...appreciate it.
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Date: 8/24/2010 3:28:00 PM
This is good in that it could easily translate into an old time blackout skit or a comic strip. There is folk humor at work here. Good luck, my dear, and thank you so much as always, Love, Gerard.
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Date: 8/23/2010 7:45:00 PM
good luck in the contest very fummy good to see you still writing wonderful poetry thanks for your support take care faleshia
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