Where Did I Put It - Hunting

I can't find it anywhere, I've been searching high and low It must be somewhere here, I really can not go Until it shows itself to me I have to stay and look I'll miss my date unless I look in every little nook Crannies too I'll have to search, I know it must be here I'm getting stressed though now so I think I need a beer The car, that's it, it must be outside in the car No, the bar, the bar, did I leave it in the bar? Calm down, it must be here as I had it in my hand When that scrounger came around looking for a grand Thats it, my brother stole it when he came around If I went round his place that's where it will be found Oh stop I've found it, its decided to be shown Just where I left it my beloved cell phone