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What You Get Free From Wal-Mart

What You Get Free From Wal-Mart By Elton Camp Once you had to pay to see the freak show Now enjoy it free when to Wal-Mart you go The fat lady is longer found only at a fair Go to Wal-Mart and she will be there Likewise for the Wild Man from Borneo At Wal-Mart he is anytime that you go To the cooch show you once paid admission In Wal-Mart, the sluts are on free exhibition Many customers will range from X to PG Shop at Wal-Mart and see it all for free

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Donna Jones

Date: 3/7/2013 5:14:00 PM

This is so true...so funny......I've been guilty of wearing my hunting coveralls and rubber boots! Great poem

Elton Camp
Date: 3/7/2013 9:00:00 PM

Thanks, I have a revision of it about ready to replace the current one. It adds comments about tattoos on some WM customers. The whole write isn't especially "politically correct," but it is only meant in fun. Elton

David Williams

Date: 3/7/2013 3:12:00 PM

Elton we don't have wal-mart here but I have seen some pics, you seem to have nailed it here...David

Elton Camp
Date: 3/7/2013 3:37:00 PM

David, I live in rural Alabama and just got back from a shopping trip to our local Wal-Mart. Of course the poem is somewhat exaggerated for comic effect since most of the customers are just regular folks, but there are nearly always some weirdos mixed in. Some women will even to there in their pajamas. Some men pull a tee shirt over their heads only just before entering the store. Young women with thighs as big around as my entire body will wear short shorts. Elton