What the Who

WHO goes there? What the WHO do I see? Is that a squirrel critter climbin' up that there tree? These large ol' eyes, they sure do come in handy I can whip this here head right around, it's a dandy! Nights are long, I sit WHOING, a listenin' to sounds I kin hear every Tom, Dick, and Harry around! Them loud noises can really ruffle my feathers Gives me a WHO headache, no matter the weather. But when I find what I want, I really can fly So don't underestimate me, don't even try! 'Cuz I'm a great hunter, I kin hunt with the best Better not fool with me, cuz I rule the WHO nest! Written on 2/2/2015