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What About My Toupee

As you know we're getting ready to move Just a couple more days to go Cathie insists on being prepared No underwear for a month or so Asked my dear wife where they're hiding Said they're packed of course Wondering why friends no longer come over Could even be a reason for divorce Afraid to leave my false choppers around She'd certainly pack them for sure And what about my most favourite toupee Now that's more than I could endure “Are you ready for Freddie?” Cathie asks She takes that old saying to heart She'll be up and about at the crack of dawn Long before the Movers will start But we get along as long as I remain calm Never rock the marital dinghy Without doubt I'll be walking the streets No pants to cover my thingy (Obviously wrote this before moving... have since found my choppers but my toupee is still AWOL!) © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 6/26/2013 12:12:00 PM
    Ha ha! I hope you don't have to move again or you'll certainly lose everything my friend! I'm glad you found your teeth, I just hope you find your toupee! This poem is truly tremendous my friend! I really enjoyed reading this enlightening poem this afternoon! What a delightfully humorous piece as usual Jack! Great Work!!

  1. Date: 6/26/2013 10:49:00 AM
    I have 2 words for you when moving... Man Purse... Don't let it out of your sight... All the most treasured treasures... such as spare undies, toupee, and teeth... LOL Ooooppps, you've already moved... Better luck next time... Couldn't help myself... Sorry!

  1. Date: 6/26/2013 9:35:00 AM
    a fun read, enjoyed this one, ~always, Linda