Again 'tis that time of year when I must evade that cruel axe!
With the thought of my neck on the choppin' block I jes' cain't relax!
How about a goose or duck to complement yer pies, beans and peas,
Or yer grandma's meatloaf to go with them sweet pertaters if you please!
I certainly ain't got nothin' to celebrate and be thankful fer,
And with that my cousins, brothers and uncles fully concur!
I pray you'll find other victuals in which to stab yer knife and fork.
May I respectully suggest that you eat more beef, feesh and pork!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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