They'Ll Call Me Hell On Wheels: Hee - Hee - Hee

I've always been a prankster; I just can't resist a joke. I think I'll shake things up a bit, when in the old folks home. They'll think they have a fairy when I hide all their false teeth. No money left, just a note; a cactus they are neath. Swap preparation H with Bengay; this will be such fun! Muscles shrank up, butts on fire; Oh! How they will run! Spike the soup, send invitations; my party please attend. Bed pans on our heads and stripped down to Depends. Don't fall asleep with eye glasses left upon your head. I'll paint flames or angels on them. You'll think you woke up dead. I'll grab my chest and moan and groan; they'll call a handsome Doc.. When he gives me mouth to mouth... MUAH... A double lip lock! When they come to check my vitals; Ha! This one's truly grand. I'll play possum then yell, BOO!! They'll faint right where they stand. A go-cart motor on my Little Raskle; down the halls I'll speed. Skid marks round the corners. The fastest nurses won't catch me. They'll place a warning on my door for all the world to see: "Enter at your own risk.".... They'll call me, Hell on Wheels... HEE! HEE! HEE!