The Weapon To End All Weapons

To the fighting men and women and to all military personnel, I only want to wish for you safety and God keep you well. We are proud of what you do and you are always in our thoughts and mind, I am working on a weapon too that when you shoot someone with it they turn from mean to kind. My Mean To Kind (M.T.K.) weapon is nearly done. I’m in a hurry so I can produce enough for everyone. Just point my M.T.K. and zap them once or twice. The more the zap the more the nice. No more blood will either side ever let, Maybe just an honest days worth of sweat. How cool will that be to finally bury the grudge, And sit down with your enemy over a hot chocolate sundae with fudge. Instead of a hateful staring glare, Just zap him once and end warfare. Heck I may just zap myself again, I’ll zap you too and you can be my friend.