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The Waffle House Way!

Customers are like bouquets of flowers passing through our twenty-four hours. Breakfast, lunch, or dinner all 365 calendar days guaranteed for a full twenty-four seven. “Hello Sir”! Welcome to Waffle House America’s favorite place to eat! Some say we are the closest thing next to God's Great Heaven! We have a confusing language of our own, the blabbering towers of the real “April Showers” Service with a smile that has walked the many hard-earned extra tenths of miles, Nothing computerized with files, just organized by our own genuine unique styles. Waitresses are serving with hard enduring time and each crosses over a mighty fine line, Master grill operators optimize a divine talent marking your plates perfectly aligned. Friday and Saturday nights the party train arrives blessed coffee to the many lips we’ll revive. Regulars and irregulars you’re served just the same, pardon me did I really get your name? Loud ones, quiet ones, and even the picky ones strive to come back to us, Here we bring back the basics of being alive. Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, capped, or topped? So do you want them “All the way or just partly aflame”! Young, old, or different at being indifferent just being sane, Especially when the “Waffle House Way” is to say the first “HELLO”! “Morning Mam”! Can I get you your usual or will you be having something different “TO GO”? Brief moments of insanity with the moods that walk through our doors, Thank God for every single one of those Jukeboxes! The quality of service opening an eye to the sly foxes, We’d really be in trouble if we sold liquors! Foreign, military, and even civilian are in and out, Our servers are like the gold stored at Fort Knox. So what can we get you today that you haven’t already had before? “The Waffle House Way” America shouts! It’s like being home because that’s what we are all about.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 1/25/2010 5:49:00 AM
do you have stock in Waffle house? funny!
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Date: 1/23/2010 1:09:00 PM
wow thats a *hitload of poem in 1 day LOL. When I travel I find I miss pancakes, waffles and french toast! Light & Love
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Date: 1/22/2010 8:14:00 AM
ALL RIGHT, a person PROUD of their WAFFLE HOUSE!! Love it! andrea
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