The Son-In-Law

Never have I ever Told my mother-in-law she's fat Okay, I probably have I lied, so I'm sorry about that I've never locked the refrigerator When she comes to spend the night Okay, you know I did I even unscrewed the light I've never said she's ugly With that mole between her eyes Okay, she is though She needs to wear a desguise I've never called her sasquatch With hair all over the place I got her a razor for Christmas You should have seen her face I've never put her in the paper For something to cut the grass I just said she's an old ugly goat Who's always passing gas I've never said I hate her But you can read what I wrote above I didn't mentioned hate one time But you notice I didn't mention love