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The Poetry Police have been called! Look out for P.D!!!

I’m trying a new refreshing write
My blessed  Soul word out of sight 
Maybe my view should truly change
Having a good look at new poetic range

I don’t want to upset the infamous P.D.**
The one who’ll  police me in 3D
Undercover poet, that apparently is not?
If I reach for my pen, he’ll take his shot!

On the run with out my needed soul
I better hide in that deep dark hole.
As he Ass kisses all those lovely ladies
Maybe he wants to have their babies??

Taking advantage of his poetic power ;-)
I bet in reality he’s as sweet as a flower!
What horrid word’s I use without my belief 
If I get caught, he may smash out my teeth!

A poet on the run from a cop so hot?
In P.Ds eyes, a poet, that I am not??
To be or not to be, that is his question?
Fountain Pen to my head, I’ll sign his confession!

Banged up in this inspirational cell
“Not a poet” written on walls of limerick hell
“P.D waz here “ plastered for all to see
As soon as he reaches for his pen, you better turn and flee!!

(Welcome and embrace our new Poet friend
I’ll love and embrace him until the end
I trust he’ll visit my poems, and call them crap
That’s my plan, body armoured up, ........I’ll just have a nap.)

**Poetry Destroyer 

Only Kidding P.D. And welcome :-)

Obviously, i can't tell you what form this is!!

Copyright © Gareth James

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  1. Date: 6/29/2012 10:40:00 PM
    Lol...your pen is a weapon..."if i reach for my pen, he'll take his shot."...I like that..

  1. Date: 3/29/2010 12:47:00 PM
    Yes, I agree- very cool!

  1. Date: 3/29/2010 5:54:00 AM
    (: haha i think its awesome that you guys are going back and forth like this. seems like alot of fun, and the results are good reads. xo Rain

  1. Date: 3/28/2010 9:27:00 PM
    I was told of this fun fued... lol very cool to have some interaction on this site... wish ya the best on this battle

  1. Date: 3/28/2010 5:41:00 AM
    Love it James - Good flow, Style and content - Thanks for sharing - Now I'm of for round 2 lol -:)

  1. Date: 3/27/2010 6:52:00 PM
    James, all this negativity has gotten to be too much for me. Many of us come here for comfort; the situation has gotten out of hand and a lot of nice people have been hurt. I hate to leave them behind, but feel I must now. Wishing you success as you are really quite talented. Best wishes, Carolyn

  1. Date: 3/27/2010 5:39:00 PM
    What a wonderful witty humorous write Gareth. I must say the two of you have made my day today. Thank you for sharing. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 3/27/2010 12:59:00 PM
    hahaha. YOu and PD are gonna be great fun to see you dueling. I am guessing he is a guy. But one can never know for sure! I love this kind of stuff when it's done in good fun. And I was happy to see that PD approved! LUv,Andrea

  1. Date: 3/27/2010 12:32:00 AM
    JUST TO BE CLEAR!! This is for fun on what i believe is a very talented Poet. The reason i even wrote this was because i was inspired by this person! Thats what it's all about, right? You have to check out Poetry Destroyers Poems!!!!

  1. Date: 3/26/2010 6:46:00 PM
    When you all so this I never know if you are serious or not, now I am shutting my mouth and smiling.

  1. Date: 3/26/2010 6:23:00 PM, Gareth!...NICE (and angry) poem whatever form it is! I see from the below comments it must be about a certain 'someone' on this site??...fixin' to punch up the name and see if he/she has posted anything yet? - Tim

  1. Date: 3/26/2010 4:59:00 PM

  1. Date: 3/26/2010 4:56:00 PM
    I will tell you what form this is . It is mean.- You know what!! I am up for a fun round. Just no hits below the belt. You still don't know if I am a boy or girl. I will just get one thig clear "I AM STILL NO POET," but I will go after you with every thing I got. I do not hit with my po po stick. P.D.