The Poet-A-Thon Charity

Hi folks Welcome to the Poet-a-thon for charity Yes we know, starvation, disease, floods, wars All terrible events in the world However, tonight we fight a new cause Yes a new cause more terrible, more sad (some may have sad “sadder”) more .... well just more Worse than global warming even, worse than climate change Yes, there are poets out there who can not afford even words Poets who cant express their sadness Their joy Their visions And yes, you, you the viewer can fix that For only pennies a day, yes only pennies You can sponsor a poor poet Then he will be able to post his work to the world Including those fancy photos Bringing joy and peace to all mankind But folks, this can only happen If you pick up the phone And dial 1-HELP-A-POET Your actions, your good will, your sense of duty and compassion Can save a poor poet You may even be saving the world You can sponsor him like we said for pennies a day Premium membership, lifetime membership, what ever your soul can spare And remember, with your sponsor ship you will receive A photo of the poet you sponsored A monthly poem detailing how his life has changed due to your kindness Reports from his local bartender, letting you know he’s writing his little heart out You can even visit this poet’s small village There, you can take him out for a dinner at his favorite steak house Yes all this is included with your sponsorship So pick up that phone, don’t wait, do it now Dial Yes its 1-HELP-A-POET, call now Desperate poets are limited Reserve yours now!!!! Read this poem for 24 hours straight, then go back to regularly scheduled poetry, thank you