The Off-Season

If you ever need a reason To go someplace out of season, I’ll supply a few and you can have your pick. Traffic’s almost non-existent But if you are still resistant, Here’s another reason that might do the trick. Crowds are somewhere else a’swarming So while others are conforming You’ll have sidewalks to yourself to stroll and browse. You can park without compunction For the cops would rather function When the masses challenge what the law allows. Since off-season, stores are closing, You’ll save money, I’m supposing, Though perhaps you’d wish that there were more to buy; But you’ll spend your day relaxing. Stress will wane instead of waxing. If you’ve never done it, now’s the time to try!