The Good, the Bad, and the Ugh, So Darn Ugly

G;Geico commercials B;(you knew this was coming); Billy Mays commercials U; hour long imfomercials G;Big, juicy homemade hamburgers B;White Castle belly burners G; Best fast food place;by far;All American, Massapequa N.Y. (check it on web- always, and rightfully rated number one B-white Castles (ugh;belly burners!) G; Music played with syyle and heart B; Gangster rap/ Disco G;Family gatherings B;Alone in a dingy room G;A nice warm shower B; Having no showerhead G;Staring at TV test patterns for hours (told ya I was weird) B; Gamey game shows G;A nice warm sunny day B;Heavy rain and your roof leaks G;Creativity B;Malicious destruction(other than a Billy Mays tape) G;Cooking and eating with family /and/or friends B;Alone with a bag of pretzels G;Enjoying swimming at the beach or pool B;finding a great white shark in your pool G;Words of love and encouragement B;Mean words of anger/hate G;Good poetry B;My poetry usually G;Peaceful sleep all through the night B;Cronic insomnia U;Being awake for 8 days (as I too well know...one's mind turns into oatmeal) G;a love of beauty B;Loving your own beauty G;swiss or cheddar cheese B;Limberger cheese U;Liederkranz (ugh! clear the house!!) G;A full refrigerator (including Tootsie rolls) B;A rerigerator full of food expired 6 months ago, and now home to strange new species G;Catching a mouse B;doing the same, but with your teeth G;Courteous drivers B;New Jersey drivers G;Religious faith B; Fundamentalist extremists (of any religion) G;Room deodorizer. B;Dirty unwashed socks your air deodorizer G;A trusting marriage B;A busting marriage G;Acoustic guitars B; Acoustic torpedoes G;M&Ms B;BBs G;good books used as tools B;Mediocre books by fools G;Cleavage B;Seepage G;Being in a band onstage B;Overfilled audiences leading to rage G;Jessica Simpson's looks B;Jessica Simpson's mental acumen G;Eddie Murphy on stage or screen B;Eddie Murphy in real life (I know!) G;Being loved and adored B;Being lonely and too bored G;Some money in your pocket B;Your finger in a socket G;For Bush to get a Lobotomy B; News of Bush's colonoscopy Enough for now folks. Have a painless day!