The Best In Advoice, Advick, Advice

They continually tell me about my life My Mother, my family, my friends It's not like I want their advice Again and again and again I have someone special I always turn to Whenever it is I'm feeling down A professional that lays out the hard truth The best in advice to be found No fancy titles or degrees on the walls Simply known to many as Bob Keeps the drinks and advice always flowing Say's he's just a bartender doing his job Having trouble with your latest lover? Keep getting guff from the boss? Bob's always there to give you a listen Keep the drinks coming...the only cost The more drink get I advoice better From Bip, Bop, Boob, why can't I remember his name?! As the regular old women start looking like exotic dancers That's when I ask what's his name for some change With eagerness I start filling the juke box Asking all the old hags if they'd like to dance It's too late but tomorrow a slight memory Will ask what was up with all that I even drunk texted my girlfriend Pictures of incriminating positions And a 4am call to the boss Telling him where to cram his restaurants dirty dishes I certainly made a mess of my life And have no idea where I left the car In desperate need of advice I head back down to the bar...