That Damn Beard!

(This is a fictional poem) My girlfriend used to be in a circus because she has a beard. She thinks it makes her look sexy but it really makes her look weird. People point and laugh wherever we go. I asked her to shave it off but she said no. this is getting to be too much for me to bear. I kissed her last night and I got a mouthful of hair. I tried to shave it off while she was sleeping but she broke my arm. The one thing that this lady lacks is charm. At one time I really did love her. But now i'm going crazy because I can't get rid of her.