Thank God For Sport!!!!!!!!!!!

SITTING ON A COUCH, ONE SUNDAY AFTERNOON, BORED. I TURN ON THE RADIO, SAME OL' TUNES, I LOOK AT THE NEWSPAPER, SAME OL' STORIES, SO MUCH DRAMA AND GLOOM. HUMMMMMM, LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON THE TUBE. CHANNEL 2 COMMENTATOR GIVEN HIS OPINION, ABOUT WAR AND POLITICS, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF IT!!!!! CHANNEL 4 RECAPPING THE STORIES FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE. CHANNEL 7 SPIRITUAL-MMERCIAL GAURANTEE THAT WE ALL WON'T GET TO HEAVAN JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I HAD SEEN IT ALL CHANNEL 11 GOT FOOTBALL!!!!!! IT'S FIRST AND TEN, AND THE HOME TEAM IS DRIVING, THE 30,THE 40 , THE 50, WITH EASE. TOUCHDOWN!!!! RAISED ARMS AND HANDS, OF FANS IN THE STANDS, AND THE REFEREE. THEN I REALIZE, AS I STAND THERE, SHOUTING YES,YES,YES!!!!!! I WAS ALONE.... BUT CONTENT, MAKING NOISE. AS MY ARMS, STILL RAISED, I CLOSE MY EYES, THANKING GOD FOR SPORT.