Take This Week and Shove It!

First comes orientation, so long and annoying! From HIPPA to OSHA oh, how boring. My first night, I made a mistake! Oh, how I wish I would win a sweepstake! The second night went by.. I hope no mistakes were found; sigh.. Tonight is my third, so far; so good. I think I have done, all that I should. My new co-workers just stare at me.. I'm not sure whether I should stay or flee! I will try to be amicable, come what may. No one says much, probably gambling if I'll go or stay. My paranoia would suggest, to my mind.. That they are gossiping from behind! Several days go on, I don't know if I can cope. I made another mistake, in a corner I want to mope. Oh well, I will do the best that I am.. I guess if I do not, I will be canned!