Spring-Loaded

I once knew this guy. Fred McBride Whose wishes were sadly denied He was wed in the spring But before he could bring the needs, of his wife, satisfied ! It's a shame that this groom and his bride Purchased bedsprings, wrapped, coiled and tied Big Fred jumping on Bounced up and was gone !! ... Through the ceiling, the roof, then outside !! Poor Fred hit his head, and had died Leaving gapes in the roof, long and wide That bed was spring-loaded The bride soon reloaded her bed, ...where a roofer resides !! ___________________________ For Deb's Contest: Spring Forward 3/2/15