Sparky, We'Re Going Under

Happy 5th birthday have you accepted rape into your life, It's a patriarchal practice built from sadism and male strife, A hedonistic ritual to keep us all under control, The birthright of masculinity bestowed upon all men young and old, They'll decry our institution of commercialized fear funded by the tax payer's dime, But don't let them hide the irrevocable fact that their gender alone commits crime, Just listen to their protests of our paranoia and self-destructive delusions, Wielding weapons of statistics the opposition seeks to incite societal confusion, Be wary of their minstrels reciting chants for equality, Brace yourself against the trollish foot soldiers' brutal tactics of social media skullduggery, Be mindful my child the only knights in your life should be white, Not those racist, misogynistic, patriarchal, bigoted, transphobic, ableist , MRA troglodytes, The worst of their scum are the generals leading the charge from the courts and Youtube channels, Polluting governmental positions on the discriminatory grounds of merited credentials, Debunking "fact" after "fact" of our beloved ideology, Do they really think my feelings are superseded by rationality, It is imperative my children not to be deceived our greatest enemies come from within our own ranks, So called "women" who strive to be their best denying any notion of a patriarchal state, Just because they became successful doesn't mean all other womyn can be, Your hard-earned accomplishments poison our minds with absurd notions of individuality, They don't realize that womyn are oppressed everywhere, Deemed worthless by society unless they're in the kitchen with a baby in tow, Unable to walk outside without a male escort and deprived the right to vote, Yes that may be in Saudi Arabia but we Western womyn are just as oppressed too, Through the hashtag "yesallwomen" we can count ourselves among the downtrodden and render all naysayers moot, Us feminists will not stand for this institutionalized patriarchy, We demand the dismantling of this hateful misogynistic army, To pave the way for our lord and savior Hillary Clinton.