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Some Haiku Silliness

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Some Haiku Silliness

Looked outside and a Lavender rhinoceros Was staring at me Some call me loopy That's a compliment to me Silly people rock Every time I sneeze I piddle in me trousers And poop my knickers I dress like a bum Cause I don't care anymore I'm retired now Hugging can lead to Something other than friendship An enlarged belly Men shouldn't ever Go naked in the winter Stuff just might fall off What does a Scottie Wear under his tartan kilt Small bits of haggis © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 4/26/2014 8:01:00 AM
    Haiku silliness...... causing a loud laugh over here. I JUST LOVE THIS! Rated 7 Fun factor (not SUN factor) triple AAA Dutch greetings Ely

    Wouterse Avatar Elly D. A. Wouterse
    Date: 4/26/2014 8:27:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I choose that one because I used to write only free verse when I started publicly posting my scribblings .. but i have some gr8t friends and colleagues who have been challenging me to broaden my poetical view and skills and use many more poetry forms.. A poet 'thinking out of the box' deserves - when the result is like we're talking about here, lots and lots of credits. Dutch greetings Elly
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/26/2014 8:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    WOW! You pulled up an oldie! Thank you dear Ely... so happy you enjoyed it! (I honestly don't remember writing it but then I'm 78... don't even remember yesterday! LOL) Loving hugs from Canada, Jack XOXOX
  1. Date: 4/12/2013 3:04:00 PM
    I'm shocked you broke your quatrain streak. How does it feel to break free from the norm? I admit the parts about "stuff falling off" in the winter frightens me a bit, haha! You do realize that knickers is means panties, right? I have a difficult time imagining you in panties...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/13/2013 4:36:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I don't know what came over me, must have eaten some bad meat! LOL Back to the Quatrains in a big fat hurry! Safe trip home, my friend!
  1. Date: 4/9/2013 10:14:00 PM
    Hahaha fingers and toes maybe...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/10/2013 6:59:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Methinks I should stick with Quatrains eh! LOL Hugs, Jackeroonie! xoxox
  1. Date: 4/9/2013 5:02:00 PM
    If silly people rock... We must be rock stars... My Dragon agrees... He says he stays cause he's never bored with us around!... (I think he has it backwards... He's the one giving the comic relief...) But don't tell him I said so... Heaven knows what he'd do then... Ps. I'm learning all this from you... you know...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/10/2013 6:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Rock stars we are! "I'm learning all this from you" and at no cost! LOL Love ya! Big hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 4/9/2013 7:24:00 AM
    Aren't all Rhinoceros's lavender, ha ha? Oh you ticked my funny bone with this clever write my friend! I also think that men shouldn't go naked in the winter, it would be awfully cold for certain areas of the body...ouch! I never thought about what an Irishman wears under his tartan...maybe nothing! I loved your delightful poem here my friend! Very wonderful piece, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/10/2013 6:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Just having some fun, my good friend... back to the quatrains! LOL