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Some Haiku Silliness

Looked outside and a
Lavender rhinoceros
Was staring at me

Some call me loopy
That's a compliment to me
Silly people rock

Every time I sneeze
I piddle in me trousers
And poop my knickers

I dress like a bum
Cause I don't care anymore
I'm retired now

Hugging can lead to
Something other than friendship
An enlarged belly

Men shouldn't ever
Go naked in the winter
Stuff just might fall off

What does a Scottie
Wear under his tartan kilt
Small bits of haggis


© Jack Ellison 2013

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Timothy Hicks Date: 4/12/2013 3:04:00 PM I'm shocked you broke your quatrain streak. How does it feel to break free from the norm? I admit the parts about "stuff falling off" in the winter frightens me a bit, haha! You do realize that knickers is means panties, right? I have a difficult time imagining you in panties... Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 4/13/2013 4:36:00 AM I don't know what came over me, must have eaten some bad meat! LOL Back to the Quatrains in a big fat hurry! Safe trip home, my friend!

Donna Jones Date: 4/9/2013 10:14:00 PM Hahaha fingers and toes maybe... Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 4/10/2013 6:59:00 AM Methinks I should stick with Quatrains eh! LOL Hugs, Jackeroonie! xoxox

Carol Eastman Date: 4/9/2013 5:02:00 PM If silly people rock... We must be rock stars... My Dragon agrees... He says he stays cause he's never bored with us around!... (I think he has it backwards... He's the one giving the comic relief...) But don't tell him I said so... Heaven knows what he'd do then... Ps. I'm learning all this from you... you know... Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 4/10/2013 6:58:00 AM Rock stars we are! "I'm learning all this from you" and at no cost! LOL Love ya! Big hugs, Jack xox

Russell Sivey Date: 4/9/2013 7:24:00 AM Aren't all Rhinoceros's lavender, ha ha? Oh you ticked my funny bone with this clever write my friend! I also think that men shouldn't go naked in the winter, it would be awfully cold for certain areas of the body...ouch! I never thought about what an Irishman wears under his tartan...maybe nothing! I loved your delightful poem here my friend! Very wonderful piece, Great Work!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 4/10/2013 6:56:00 AM Just having some fun, my good friend... back to the quatrains! LOL