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Sly Fox-- Dedication Sillybilly Thekidster ,1,

((( THIS POEM IS A DEDICATION ((( TO MY nemesis and pest Silly Billy theKidster ((( HE JOINed MY CONTEST AS A JOKE ~~~~ both # 1 are for fun ~~~~ *** CHEERS *** ____the Fox and the Kidster____ (slam)&(bam) I wrote about my inner animal on a blog. Like a snake Silly Billy began barking like a dog. I followed him all the way down the river bank. Than I smothered him with the water he drank. I put my foot on his head and enjoyed drowning him in the lake. It was funny to see how much the kidster a$$ could take. I than released him and I said "silly hound your no match for this fox!" Now move along before they finds your carcass and stuff you in a box. Don't try to KIDster your way into my ear. I'm tired of seeing how you wet your pants when I am near. He yips he yaps like a dirty PARROT, I made him cry when I called him a cracker and ate his carrot. Silly Kidster how dare you strike me with lies. Preying on the poetry, with your horny eyes. Sadly this hound has no bite and no bark. As for me I'm just a sly fox playing in this ball park. So little William H. Poe" You will never know! The donkeys rear end will be your only show. So, don't go stealing my lines from our first low blow. I give you an A+ today for calling me a Royal pain in the ass. Next time you want to play give your mini slam some better class. Lesson learned from my poetry (Fox and Kidster) tale. I will always be a silly sly fox with a silver bushy tail. ____Sly Fox____ (couplets) This is for Nikko's 'inner animal' blog. Perhaps I should tell her my inner animal is a dog. Nope! That can't be, I'm no where near obedient! My inner lioness comes with the perfect ingredient. When it comes to my own, I will always protect my cubs. When it comes to a male lion, he can get his own grub. Let me see I love the colors of the peacock. If my inner animal was a rabbit, would you be in shock? How about a little yellow ducky in a tub? Oh no! It's the sly fox holding my 'ace of club'. ___Coyote -wolf -fox___ (haiku) ~~coyote ugly~~ *** coyote is cold what happen to pretty fur my coat keeps me warm ~~cried wolf~~ *** blood all over wool not a single wolf around boy yelled out big foot ~~SLY FOX~~ *** fox in rabbits hole hunter lost with out hound dog attack of rabies by;p.d. 12-26-10

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Date: 2/4/2016 11:04:00 PM
awesome **SKAT**
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Date: 9/23/2014 1:31:00 AM
Somebody has to do it or not. Another Great tag your it poem.
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Date: 9/26/2013 10:49:00 PM
This is very creative, unique and different. Full of imagination and humor. An interesting read. good job
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Date: 6/17/2011 5:59:00 PM
Wild and wooley PD, it cooks with rare expression.
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Date: 6/17/2011 8:56:00 AM
aack! can you believe it I am almost done!! ahahahaha! I can even make it to my original deadline woopee! BUT I have A QUESTION: By the category, we don't necessarily have to use the exact words there, right?? Even implied is good? Please tell me!! Because if not, I am dead. Please tell me it is ok NOT to put in the word.... Also, I think I a going for 10-- hope that is ok. hahahaha--pls reply ASAP thanks
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Date: 6/1/2011 8:08:00 AM
I am confused PD. Was this your contest? How you been> Congrats on the win. ~JSLambert
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Date: 5/31/2011 11:35:00 PM
congrats on your awesome contest entry luv*Skat
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Date: 5/31/2011 6:52:00 AM
Congratulations on your placement in P.D's contest P.D. Love, Carol
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Date: 5/30/2011 8:09:00 PM
so cool P.D. my BFF congrants on a first place win and thankxx for my second place win in a super contest my friend.. u are so unique and terrific and exceptional my friend.. luv to u .. so appreciate this great win.. am honored.. especially after a great beach day.. oh my tan is lookin so good luv..haha.. your BFF forever..
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Date: 5/30/2011 7:58:00 PM
congrats on the top win in this contest, PD!:) hugggs
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Date: 5/30/2011 5:38:00 PM
My Congratulations on your win in the contest, p.d.
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Date: 5/30/2011 5:11:00 PM
congrats on your win.. cory
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Date: 5/30/2011 2:46:00 PM
Dedicated to Silly Billy the Kidster #,1, ((( EVERY BODY THIS POEM IS A DEDICATION ((( TO MY nemesis and pest Silly Billy theKidster ((( HE WANTED TO JOIN MY CONTEST AS A JOKE ((( BUT little does he know HIS entry was very entertaining ~lol~ ~~ DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY #1 ITS ONLY 2 FOLLOW HIS # 1~~ ~~ BOTH # 1 ARE TOTALY FOR FUN IN MY CONTEST ~~
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Date: 5/20/2011 7:51:00 AM
I am cramming AGAIN with something ohh yikesers!! catch you when I catch you ok? sorry gtg...just wanted to say hi & thank You for dropping by & YUP my names does mean that ;P
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Date: 5/19/2011 7:19:00 AM
..whoops. PD
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Date: 5/19/2011 7:18:00 AM
yo, the slam i dig, PS! and the rest as well... whatta wham..:) huggs, nette
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Date: 5/15/2011 2:43:00 PM
LOL, Wrong-doer Weasel : ) These poems are great fun, PD
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Date: 5/14/2011 8:37:00 PM
˜˜cried wolf˜˜ is my favorite. I chuckled at the last line
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Date: 5/10/2011 8:28:00 PM
Interesting, clever and funny! Nice write!
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Date: 5/9/2011 5:03:00 PM
you put me in stitches with this write. a double ten my friend.
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Date: 5/4/2011 10:16:00 PM
& yup--definitely appreciate you trying to translate :)-- that was soo cool that you did ^_^ oops I just posted another comment-- sorry click, click
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Date: 5/4/2011 10:14:00 PM
ohhh! haha so I was deadwrong about the meaning, lol foot in mouth-- ok I will look them up-- last comment to you for now, don't want to disturb your sleep--& make your cellphone speak dolphin ^_^ good night & sweet dreams :) maybe I will give you more Tagalog words soon :)
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Date: 5/4/2011 10:10:00 PM
oh! epiphany! lightbulb moment! can pzztop actually translate to "sleepyhead"??? huh. I think that is what it means??? tell me if I got it right!
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Date: 5/4/2011 10:09:00 PM
haha you sound so much like me, saying you're going to sleep but aren't really? lol -- go to sleep (tulog), start counting sheep (tupa)!! yup me thinks you will be able to pick up Tagalog words quickly we have a lot of words derived from Spanish words-- haha hmm maybe I will try to send you a kabayo next time? or do you want a koneho?? or maybe a pagong? take your pick, pzztop :D sleep on it!
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Date: 5/4/2011 6:42:00 AM
i love this... creative and just confusing enough to capture attention
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