Shorts 1 -4

(1) The Catch Her little face fell: Gentle hands caught it And restored it To its proper place With a kiss upon Each chubby cheek (2) An Observation On Good Manners It is not considered acceptable To break wind In polite society Therefore I don't mix With polite society And fart to my heart's content In my own company (3) The World’s Last Great Poem Undoubtedly, this has got to be The greatest poem ever writ: It’s clear, concise and to the point And there ain’t that much of it! (4) Spider I sat and watched a spider Crawling up the wall Wondering, quite idly, Why it didn’t fall. It crawled across the ceiling Then onto the door And when it came back down to earth I squashed it on the floor!