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Shania Twain Drives Me Insane- In the Best of Ways

That Shania Twain Drives me insane She croons out the songs, “In my Car”….. My glorified feminist is “SHE” The ferocious female hunter She knows when to be feminine “Man! I Feel like a Woman!” is what gets her prey Oh, Shania, “I’m Jealous!” Confident of her sexuality Yet, “She’s not Just a Pretty Face” “Don’t be Stupid,” ….You KNOW women rule Cause, hey BOYS….“I’m Going to Get You GOOD” Yes, Shania, “You’re Still the ONE” Who makes me believe That I CAN control of my life “From this Moment On” Eileen Manassian Ghali Favorite Lines of MINE: In My Car: But in my car--I'll be the driver In my car-I'm in control In my car--I come alive and In my car—I am the driver-- Watch me now! (I’m never as free here in Lebanon as I was in Cyprus…….Driving over a 100 Kilometers per hour…..Window down……..Wind in my hair……..Music blaring………IN CONTROL) I’m Gonna Getcha Good: Uh, I Know I sound serious and baby I am You’re a fine piece of real estate, and I’m gonna get me some land (FOR ONCE….MEN get treated like objects and NOT women!) Man! I Feel Like A Woman: The girls need a break tonight we're gonna take The chance to get out on the town We don't need romance, we only wanna dance We're gonna let our hair hang down (OH HOW I LOVE TO DANCE) The best thing about bein' a woman Is the prerogative to have a little fun and Man, I Feel Like a Woman (Sorry guys…There is NO feeling like being a woman IN CONTROL) She’s Not Just a Pretty Face: She is your waitress, she is your judge She is your TEACHER She is every woman in the world She’s…not…just a pretty face She’s..not..just a pretty face She’s..got..everything it takes She’s..mother..of the human race She’s..not..just a pretty face

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Paul Callus

Date: 4/7/2020 9:14:00 AM

This poem shows that it could be so much fun being around with you, Eileen:) Shania is also one of my fav singers; she has it all! An enjoyable poem...let's say that I have been entertained! Hugs // paul

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 5/29/2014 5:28:00 PM

This was fun to read again. I don't mind being treated like a road as long as I'm well laid.

Darren Watson

Date: 2/4/2014 2:36:00 PM

Brilliant singer, Fabulous tribute.

Robert Pettit

Date: 2/4/2014 1:22:00 AM

Nice write about a nice Canadian music artist.

Tim Ryerson

Date: 2/3/2014 1:57:00 AM

You DEFINITELY have good taste in music dear lady. I admire her greatly...My fav of hers is 'Any Man of Mine'...Funky, rockin stuff...I have her on Spotify and will gladly send you some music if you like...

Eileen Manassian
Date: 2/3/2014 2:07:00 PM

Yes....and it is an awesome video. She sure is a spunky lady. Thanks for sending me those links, Tim. Waiting to hear from you on FB. HUGSSSS

John Loving Iii

Date: 1/31/2014 4:05:00 PM

i can tell she's got you by the tail. but music is suppose to do us this way just like poetry. it inspires us lifts us up from down where we were. makes us forget and makes us remember. we're in controll. we go were we want to.

Eileen Manassian
Date: 1/31/2014 4:15:00 PM

OH......thanks! I try to feel good...it's hard sometimes, but "UP UP UP.....CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE!" Yes, I like Shania....There are a lot of female artists I admire, but I particularly like Shania for the power she gives women to believe in themselves. I also like Beyonce....and the list goes on! ;) Thanks for stopping by with your kind comments.

John Loving Iii
Date: 1/31/2014 4:05:00 PM

keep on feeling good.

Ken Carroll

Date: 1/31/2014 11:41:00 AM

Cool and entertaining write Eileen..

Eileen Manassian
Date: 1/31/2014 4:19:00 PM

Thanks for this visit, Ken. I did read your EARRING poem...Enchanting! Hope your gypsy comes back to reclaim her earring and your heart. :) This topic fascinates me...I've written a poem entitled My Gypsy Heart...Also...the Gypsy Moon haiku. My favorite Disney character is...........Esmeralda. HA HA! Yup...that's me! Esmeralda.

Kevin Leake

Date: 1/31/2014 9:56:00 AM

Hi Eileen, This just takes your breath away. Master piece Your not the only one that loves Shania twain Kevin

Eileen Manassian
Date: 1/31/2014 4:22:00 PM

Kevin.......good to know you are with me in the fan club. Thanks for reading and posting.

Johnny Rhinem

Date: 1/31/2014 9:11:00 AM

† In Some Light She Is Adam's Offspring Taken From His Ribs Stirred Amid A Touch Of Dust Man Cradling Her Infancy And We Shall Call Her Exquisite Beauty, 'Woman,' The Seed Be Man's *.* Is That Ok Daddyyyy ? Smile, "Creation" As All It Holds Yet Still This Breath, By "One" Hand: "His Alone!"....If Her Mountains Recognize; The Little Hills The Forest Green; His Hart Panting By The Stream; Then, It Would Serve Humankind Well To Also Turn Their Eyes, Toward, "OUR FATHER IN HEAVEN." ˜ Love John

Eileen Manassian
Date: 1/31/2014 4:13:00 PM

Thanks for stopping by my poem, John. Your posts is so full of the dance between males and females that ends with the father of all mankind. How intriguing.

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 1/31/2014 9:00:00 AM

Ha, ha, ha, you kill me Eileen. Thanks for writing about our Canadian Girl.

Eileen Manassian
Date: 1/31/2014 4:12:00 PM

Yup......we like whom we like and we love whom we love.........as Shania so aptly put...."c'est la VIE! That's life and that's how it's gonna be." Hmmmmm....killed you, eh? Not sure how to take that, but........I'll let you live! ;)