Saying I Milk'Em...

Wasn't"t till the stool broke... That my day of being a cowboy ended... Still what can one do... No horse in sight...trucks broke... Now down to a bucket... Pretty sad sight a stool tot ten cowboy... I know it has another name... But try to get a date in this day and age.... Saying "I Milk'em"... So far the friends I have keep this secret...but... After awhile some of us..."You know..." Brought the girls home... "Nice touch...",borrowed the truck... Look's like you have it all.... " A real cattle man..." Then the truth is heard... Not a bull is sight... Not all the city girls know... "Mine did..."now I sit and ponder... Should I ever go back... After being called Jursey...to Daisy's little helper... My cowboy seems to have died... "Saying I Milk'em..."