Sarcasm Soup- Time To Take a Bath!

Time to take a bath When the flies buzz around you (and they are wearing masks!) And the room deodorizer leaves the room It's time to take a bath Believe me, it's not too soon! When the bathwater turns inky And people say you're stinky Time to take a bath When roaches start spraying you White bathtowel a dark dark hue It's time to take a bath! When your visitors come, wearing surgical masks Won't drink your drinks Use only their own flask And a bullet to the head Is all you ask And your primary doctor is Joseph Mengele' Your only pet, a biting flea It's time to take a bath You've sunk so low, so very low Your whereabouts, even you don't know When the water jumps out of your tub And your belly button is home for a grub Maybe much more is needed Just a bath may not do the trick When no matter what you try You make all others sick Better start by sitting down with a chisel or paint scraper You've got so much work ahead, my friend Your mind will turn to vapor! ps- to those who commented on celestial traveler, I'm glad to report I reworked the end...thanks for your constructive criticism. regards, tom