Santa the Fat-Bellied Stranger

This is a poem I wrote for the Crazy Christmas Carol member contest. It is in reference to Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. Hope you have some laughs! Santa The Fat-Bellied Stranger You know Batman and Robin and Shakespeare and Poe Oprah and Elvis And Monet and Van Gogh But do you recall The most famous person of all? Santa the fat-bellied stranger (stranger) Had a tummy full of ho's (like Pavarotti) And if he ever tried to (tried to) Couldn't even see his toes (like a horse) Now that he's getting older (older) With impotence and bum knees (like McCain) They never let poor Santa (santa) Savour all his common glees (like Mrs. Claus) Then one lonely Christmas Eve Blue pill down the hatch (please oh please) Oh meds to my wife's delight Won't you guide my libido tonight Mrs. Claus from that day forward (forward) Always shouted out with glee (have mercy) "Santa you fat-bellied stranger (stranger) You'll go down in history!" (like Casanova) Author-SJS '08