Quality Time-Vampire Style

Boy said, "Mom, they call me vampire at school They treat me like dirt, they're very cruel I'm tired of our name being dragged through the mud Mom said, "Just shut up and drink your blood." Mom asks Dad, "Where you headed tonight?" Dad says, "Think I'll go out for a bite." Mom gives him a wink and shows thumbs up And says,"Just be back before the sun comes up." The cold night air feels so invigorating But the morning sun starts me disintegrating When I get back, do you know what would excite me Putting my face in your neck and you scream,"Bite me!" When I get home, what will we have for dinner? I hope it's not Mr. Miller, he's on blood thinner. I'll stop by the graveyard before the break of day To see what I can dig up along the way. Let's enjoy each moment, they are so fleeting If I were alive, my heart would be beating I'll love you forever, no need to gloat I can't wait to get my fang on your throat She said "Oh, Darling, you make me insane. I can feel the formaldehyde leave my vein See the hole in ,y heart, the one you make Not the one from the wooden stake.." I remember the nights we'd watch Star Trek Then you'd lean over and put two holes in my neck And you'd say I love you but the last thing you did Was kiss me good night and pull down the lid.