Pound Sand!

Go pound sand! Pound it hard! Pound it strong! Pound it with your feet all day long! Pound it like clown! pound it like a cow whose spots are brown! Pound it like the fool you are! And pound it from the backseat of your car! Pound it high! Pound it low! pound it with your big fat head in three feet of snow!! Pound it! Pound it! Pound it! Keep pounding! Did I say stop!? No,you fool! Thats 3 lashes for you! Keep pounding! Pound! Pound! Pound! Pound it to the ground! Pound it with joy pound it with glee And best of all, you can pound for freeeee!!