Oxymoronica-The Naive Outsider

New Yorkers are famous for walking too fast, and it has become a sort of an ethnic trademark; some may laugh...thinking it's funny, but it's a fact! An outsider asked a tall, blond policeman near Central Park, " Why is everybody running? Is the President coming?" And the mean-looking cop replied him with an intimidating voice, " Are you an outsider...doesn't a New Yorker walk faster than any other folk?" And the naive fellow exclaimed, " No, I never knew that they raced like horses to catch a train!" But the policeman got really angry and yelling ordered the poor guy, " Run with them...before I'll throw you in jail!" And ran he did and he didn't have to get on any subway train! So New Yorkers don't be offended...if I told this horrible joke!