Only At Wal-Mart

Only at Wal-Mart By Elton Camp Where you must park a mile away Beggars are at the doors every day Vacant shelves all over the store How can shoppers ask for more Items out of stock for weeks A bathroom that, of urine reeks The brands you want not on display They force “Great Value” their way The rollbacks, goodness sakes alive Was nineteen dollars, now $20.95 Longer to check out than to shop Long lines make you want to drop We now shop there less and less Higher prices not so bad, I guess Publix and Kroger get our dough More and more it is becoming so