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One Perfect Limerick - Part 2

A poor lad contracted VD He cannot infect you or me This lad wasn’t so thick Tied a bow round his dick But it isn't easy to pee!

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Cynthia Jones

Date: 4/20/2015 6:04:00 PM

Jan, omg!!! You're bad. LOL Yep. I read this right. LOL OUCH!!!! I loved this. Well done. :O) Keep up with the great work. Keep on penning. Thank you so very much for sharing your wonderful and creative talents with us. We all truly appreciate it. *S* Cynthia

Jan Allison
Date: 4/20/2015 6:12:00 PM

LOL Cynthia - many many years ago my mum used to work in the 'special clinic' and would come out with phrases like they should tie a knot in it - so this poem flowed so well :-) hugs jan xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 3/31/2014 10:39:00 PM

JAN, NICE SEEING YOU ON ANDREA'S WINNING LIST... Congratulations!!! LUV*LINDA

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2014 1:09:00 AM

Thanks Linda am having so much fun had to take break over the weekend and catch up on sleep lol hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman

Date: 3/31/2014 6:19:00 PM

Sounds painful to me! Congrats on your win, Jan! Love, Kim

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2014 10:33:00 AM

Thanks Kim. Jan xx

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 3/30/2014 6:34:00 AM

It's Sunday and happy to enjoy the fun and humor. Congrats on the win,

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2014 6:01:00 PM

Thank you so much for the lovely comment Dr Mehta. Jan x

Darren Watson

Date: 3/29/2014 10:21:00 PM

Wow Jan , You'll have to have a new wall built to hold all these prize winning poems .

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2014 6:00:00 PM

LOL thanks Darren - my best place 3rd so far so got a way to go yet. hugs as ever Stan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/29/2014 10:18:00 PM

A funny one, Jan. congrats for your win in my contest.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2014 10:32:00 AM

Thanks Andrea - thought I'd replied and its now disappeared Jan x

Darren Watson

Date: 3/23/2014 2:23:00 PM

If you know men who can tie a bow in it , You've been spoiled Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2014 2:24:00 PM

Simply poetic licence my dear Darren. lol Jan

Paul Callus

Date: 3/22/2014 3:04:00 PM

Wittiness at its best :) // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2014 6:31:00 PM

Wow praise indeed thanks Paul. Hugs Jan xxxxxx

Russell Sivey

Date: 3/22/2014 6:51:00 AM

Ha ha, this is quite the humorous write my friend! I really enjoyed reading this delightful poem this morning! You have amazed me with the cleverness of this grandiose piece! What a fabulous poem, Great Work!!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2014 6:53:00 AM

Wow Russell that is praise indeed. I'm trying to aim for a higher placing than 5th in Andrea's contest - iIhope the meter is better for this one. Thanks for dropping by. Jan xxx