One Heck of a Day!

Heck of a Day I was sitting on a bench watching people go by. Up and down the mall, in all shapes and size. Across from me was a wanne be model.. Long legged, tiny waist, an "air headed" dawdle. In the store behind the black metal bench... Was a fat cat smoking; leaving such a stench! Going down the escalator, kids acting like clowns. Until one shrieks, a sock caught; from playing around! I get up to walk; someone is following to close to me! I stop to give a dirty look, he falls over awkwardly! A little 'ole couple strolling at their own pace. As if life, to them; was still a "showcase" In the music store, a young couple was ogling slots from A to Zee. Then I heard yelling and fighting; over a pathetic CD! I sat back down on the other side of the mall. Went in to "take care of business" geez! She was as big as the stall! Decidedly hungry, I go get something to eat. One table up, flip flops off..Egads! Someone's feet stink! Appetite lost, I decided to leave, out of nowhere came a bibber! Oh, my gosh! I forgot to "feed" the meter!! Finally home "safe" I looked down the hall in the mirror beyond the archway.. Holy Guacamole! I did not need the calories anyway!