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Oh No! Oh No! What has my son done? I hope it’s, not already to late!
He lives at a fraternity house, and surely, you know THAT intense mental state.
March has St. Patrick’s Day, Spring Break, and has, of course, Easter in it, too.
So they decided to have some great fun, yes, a fun filled month to happily ensue.

They invited a Leprechaun, the Easter Bunny, and the king of bongos, a gnome.
Apparently they convinced everyone it’d be more fun, to Simply… Stay… Home.
The whole campus flooded thru that fraternity house, in the party’s that ensued.
And they convinced the Easter Bunny to do jello shots in every color and hue.

He became known as THE BUN, yes, The One who finally, truly could fly…
And the Leprechaun danced till he dropped… to a great bongo serenade, aye.
There was no SIMPLY about this! As the music rocked the frat house, next door.
And girls were seen coming and going, at all hours, even passed out on the floor.

This was the party no one missed… even the frat house with the snobs, were there.
It’s said even some of the President’s security attended, partying there, somewhere.
Before they were done, a plan was sown, as the gnome found it’s yearly, new home. 
Yes, it got there, in Washington somehow, on the top of the Real ‘White House’ Dome.

But along the way THE BUN was lost… some where along the never-ending roads.
The Leprechaun called me, our Dragons and Trolls, to help, to search the highroads.
The poor little guy was so pie eyed, when we found him along that crazy way, so…
We fixed him up, we didn’t give up, until we could send him, into that Easter Frey.

Contest: Show Me The Funny

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  1. Date: 6/15/2013 3:54:00 PM
    What a wonderful fantasy world you write about. Colorful. imaginative. Have you considered writing a book? Fantasy is in demand. Try it!

  1. Date: 3/26/2013 9:54:00 AM
    whenever I need a little relaxation for my mind a little smile on my face all I have to do is punch up your poetry and SHAZAM,i'm fixed,thanks for being here and I think I can say this for all who read your poetry,great write as always Carol

  1. Date: 3/20/2013 6:34:00 PM
    Congrats, Carol. Excellent. Nice going. hugs, Ralph

  1. Date: 3/20/2013 6:50:00 AM
    Congratulations on your poem. Warm Smiles, Connie

  1. Date: 3/19/2013 11:25:00 AM
    Oh No ! What a fun story Carol!!

  1. Date: 3/19/2013 1:01:00 AM
    Many congrats for this lovely write and win.

  1. Date: 3/18/2013 6:37:00 PM
    Carol, thanks for the chuckle and awesome poem.. always~ LINDA

  1. Date: 3/13/2013 8:35:00 PM
    Durgnabit! I swear I commented on this a week ago, I know I read it 'cause I remember having sore sides for three days from laughing so hard. Well, I guess the trolls ran off with whatever I said then. Hey, been rooming with a guy that says he's from Mizzerah. I thought there was an "i" at the end of that word:-)

  1. Date: 3/13/2013 12:42:00 PM
    very nice and thank you

  1. Date: 3/11/2013 8:28:00 PM
    OKAY! This is a fanrastic... so imaginative and I'm grinning from my ears down to my rear! Brilliant my dear sweet Carol! Love "THE BUN" LOL More please! You certainly are one-of-a-kind... big huggeroonies!!! xoxoxoxoxox

  1. Date: 3/10/2013 8:11:00 AM
    ha great write caused a big grin here Carol, all the best for the contest xx

  1. Date: 3/9/2013 3:11:00 PM
    Another wonderful and nicely poems from you my friend Carol. - Gave me a smile on my lips.- Luck in contest. - Have a lovely weekend. - oxox always / / Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 3/9/2013 10:23:00 AM
    Very creative indeed! A pleasure to read, Carol. :)

  1. Date: 3/8/2013 9:44:00 AM
    This is a very creative write my dear friend Carol and I've extremely enjoyed reading it this evening! Thank you so much for sharing! Good luck and best wishes always! So much thanks also on your visit and your congratulatory comments! love and hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 3/8/2013 9:39:00 AM
    loved this witty write

  1. Date: 3/8/2013 6:49:00 AM
    Excellent!!!!A little funny at the beginning good job poet Hey you should check out a young poet name Margherita Russo

  1. Date: 3/7/2013 11:07:00 AM
    Very imaginative work..Enjoyed reading it this afternoon..Thanks for stopping by..Your comments were encouraging..Sara

  1. Date: 3/6/2013 3:29:00 PM
    This is a very entertaining read Carol. Hope it does well in the contest. Thank you for the comment on my effort. Regards Richard

  1. Date: 3/6/2013 2:51:00 PM
    oh boy, your imagination is running wild again. You really do well with fantastical tales and those funny gnomes!! I like how you called him the BUN!!