Oh! This Is My Version of "the Cat and the Fiddle"

Hey diddle diddle Hey! wheres the fiddle? have seen the cat any where? Hey! He's over there puking up his hair....... And the cow? where is she? Oh! she's stuck on the moon you see..... The little dog isn't so little anymore he's fat as can be hes only 2foot 4 he looks like he weighs 133 Oh! and the dish...... THe dish and the spoon really ran away And now where they ran to is where they stay I think that they got their wish..... lol don't u love nursery rhymes!