New Name Year .

H e was always the saintly , quiet one A and everyone knew his name . P etula Francis Xaviar P uts Johnny Cash's Sue to shame . Y et , he always held his dignity N o matter , who would provoke E specially , his crazy sister W alter Benedict , who he'd gladly choke . Y es , it was time for big decisions E specially for twenty ten A nd sissy names , particularly , ain't for real men ;( so he is now ) R egina , Catie , Seanie , Carol Poetry , the Pen .. Inspired for Carol's Happy New Year contest and "dared "to write and present this , by Catie .