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My Outhouse

Welcome to my outhouse My humble little abode Just four walls with a couple of holes That help with the ca-mode Always something to read Or a word search to be done May write some words on the wall To read later for a little fun So sorry about the smell But this is where the business gets done I'll kindly sprinkle some lime down later If I haven't got the runs At night with candles lit The aroma is not so bad It's really not a bad place to sh%t But the cold seat always makes me so mad When your time in here is through Leave the door hang open wide For it's easier to release the smell from in here If it's not always boxed up inside
Danny Boy:2-12-13

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 8/16/2015 12:59:00 AM
Dan, Congratulations on having your poem featured on the soup's home page :). **SKAT**
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Date: 9/16/2013 8:37:00 AM
The small place that does the greatest job! Doubly sanitized, feels good.
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Date: 5/26/2013 9:05:00 PM
How are you Dan, haven't seen you around... xox~ Linda
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Date: 2/13/2013 2:34:00 AM
Is there seat for two or even more ....... lol .... funny Dan! - oxox f.e.f. // Anne-Lise :))
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Date: 2/12/2013 10:10:00 PM
ha ha... Well, i confess, i know and grew up around these... We lived way out in the country.. 40 miles away from any major towns. and yes, the smell... I think this is why i still have the habit of going outside when I have tooo take care of .... LOL...JK... about going outside to take care of my business. ..enjoyed~ LINDA
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Date: 2/12/2013 6:35:00 PM
haha! made me chuckle :)
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Date: 2/12/2013 4:21:00 PM
Coming from one who grew up with one of these I can appreciate these lines......very nice
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Dan Kearley
Date: 2/12/2013 4:25:00 PM
Hahaha...So you know what that cold seat feels like then.. :o) Ha ha..Thanks for taking the time to read it,and for the comments. :o)

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