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Missing Stuff

Since moving to our brand new home There's things I haven't found Like my pair of pearly white dentures And Dufus our basset hound Still haven't located my tightie whities People are holding their noses Till I find 'em gonna use lots of cologne And carry a bouquet of roses Now certain things take top priority Like oil for my artificial leg The damn thing squeaks unmercifully “FIND THAT OIL!” Cathie begs The kitchen stuff's in the living room We're sleeping out on the lawn Neighbours are peering out their windows Expecting some “goings on”! All things considered we're doing fine Minor inconveniences they are We'll soon be sleeping in out of the rain And be happy campers, by gar! © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 7/1/2013 8:54:00 AM
    Another great ONE Jack! I am still waiting! HAPPY CANADA DAY my friend! I am happy I am honored with a Canadian citizenship!

  1. Date: 7/1/2013 8:21:00 AM
    I'd suggest sending Dragon up North to help you move things... But breakage is a problem... The Trolls would love to help... But I hear there's a heat wave... and feeding them costs more than hiring some one to help... Love you guys... Obi Wan Cathie take good care of my buddy for me... His writes are almost as good as mine... Kidding!... LOL