Man Dies In Fall From Pew

Man Dies in Fall From Pew By Elton Camp (Based on Acts 20: 9, 10) Eutychus was listening to the Apostle Paul But he drifted off asleep and took bad fall Unwisely, it was in a window he was sitting Eutychus died after the ground he was hitting Paul did a resurrection on seeing he was gone But then went back and preached on to dawn Pastor Jones made his sermon way too boring Before long, Roscoe nodded and was snoring He was startled by the passing collection plate Then he fell and, on the pew in front, hit his pate The hard blow, sadly, snapped his neck in two But there was nothing Pastor Jones could do So if you find the sermon’s putting you asleep Then get up and to the exit very quietly creep For if you decide on staying around instead Like Eutychus & Roscoe, you risk being dead