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Mall Shysters' Magic

mall shysters’ magic for the more mature women. . . face lifts in bottles Written 7/22/14 for PD's One Solo EPIC Senryu or Haiku- In A Bottle - Poetry Contest

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Phyllis Babcock

Date: 10/23/2014 4:48:00 PM

Had to smile a cute one. love phyl

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 8/21/2014 7:45:00 AM

Congratulations on your fine win, Andrea! Very clever write - Love this Senryu! Pandita

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/21/2014 5:29:00 AM

I like the fun in this senryu. congrats. Andrea

Robert Lindley

Date: 8/20/2014 10:30:00 PM

Congrats on your win!! I say lift the spirits not the face. Love your much deeper thought on this one!!!

Mark Trichet

Date: 8/20/2014 9:21:00 PM

Yup! loved it Andrea...thnkx for tracking mine and your kind words. Congrats

David Mohn

Date: 8/20/2014 6:14:00 PM

Very funny Andrea...I always love when the side effects outnumber any possible good...congrats

John Lawless

Date: 8/20/2014 5:27:00 PM

...had my wallet lifted once...but never my face...Andrea, if they removed all those counters they could play soccer in the empty space.

D.W. Rodgers

Date: 8/20/2014 12:18:00 PM

There's a lot in these short lines, not just women, not just mature, but the whole industry of selling beauty/youth and immortality. Congrats on your win

Paul Callus

Date: 8/20/2014 10:18:00 AM

Congrats on your win Andrea. I am often being approached by these young ladies offering me stuff to protect and rejuvenate aging skin, or to regrow hair; I'm sorry to disappoint them, but my faith in these things is just about zero:) // paul

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 8/20/2014 9:44:00 AM

Hi Andrea, at first I was not clear on this one... LOL,, I had placed it at the bottom. But, after going over the senryu. I finally got it.... By the way, where can I find this face lift in a bottle cream... hehehe!!! Congratulations!!! Thank you for the awesome Bottled Up senryu. Stop by my latest blog, "You Sunk My "BATTLESHIP" :)" if you like. I enjoyed closing this contest. Always ~LINDA~

Robin Davis

Date: 7/27/2014 9:54:00 PM

Andrea Yes, Shysters will try to sell anything to innocent victims. To me, whats inside your heart is better than what people can see on the outside. Thank you for the awesome comment on my Road Construction poem

Monterey Sirak

Date: 7/27/2014 6:07:00 AM

Sounds like a modern day Merlin. I think it is better to feel young on the inside, than just look young on the outside.

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 7/26/2014 2:53:00 PM

On the isle they even promote snail cream to lift the face without botox.I just had my first white hair andrea..Tnks for the dye ,but I do consider it a blessing : ).Original take on.My favouritr from the once I ve read so far.

Arlene Smith

Date: 7/26/2014 6:56:00 AM

Ha!.. If only they worked..very clever, sweet Andrea!!... Hugs.. Arlene

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 7/26/2014 1:06:00 AM

A great entry Andrea. Some people will sell anything to some who will buy anything to try to keep their youth.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/25/2014 5:45:00 PM

oooopppppssss.... Don't know why I peeked in... LOL.. Maybe it was the title, that broke the only rule I offered.... Anyways, Andrea, I love it.... Linda

Daver Austin

Date: 7/25/2014 11:05:00 AM

What I need is a gut lift. Love, daver

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 7/25/2014 3:38:00 AM

Ok, I must admit the word "shyster" just sort of flew over my head-- I was thinking some kind of slang word or something-- then I scrolled down on comments and got me curious enough as to its meaning-- tada, new word for me too! Yeah, there seems to be so many products out there promising ageless beauty-- but but but, maybe diet (I mean food you eat) can also really help. Very nice take on pd's contest, I like how you put that air of magic in it... sending you hugs sweetie pie

Tim Ryerson

Date: 7/25/2014 3:25:00 AM

Super-duper-soupy-mail...

Tim Ryerson

Date: 7/25/2014 3:23:00 AM

Well, did it work? Good stuff my friend! And the winner is...

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 7/24/2014 10:30:00 PM

Enjoyed and best wishes for the contest. God bless you.

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 7/24/2014 9:34:00 PM

shut off the speakers Andie!!! [there's little knobs on the speakers one of them is an on/off switch ;)] L & L

Frederic Parker

Date: 7/24/2014 7:36:00 PM

step right up ..try this bottle of elixer, it cleans it heals prevents every sickness known to man...funny write my friend...good luck with you bottle of magic..ah I mean contest

Matthew Anish

Date: 7/24/2014 5:05:00 PM

Got to find the best when you go shopping in a mall. As you indicate what is on sale there may be an unnecessary item. Peace & Love Matthew Anish

Harry Horsman

Date: 7/24/2014 9:56:00 AM

I've traveled all over the world since i last commented on your work, yet you are always there, you and your red hair and as usual no let up in the quality of your poetry,,i have a lot of catch up to do with what you create,,,but i will, quality never dies, neither does their poetry, this being a wondrous gem, here that i have just read....