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Low Iq, Dynamite and Stuff

Low IQ, Dynamite, And Stuff Doctor says my IQ is lower than a carrot Obviously I’ll need a second opinion on that With dynamite found in a back alley And a pack of matches We’ll see who is the idiot I feel smarter by the hour With the help of North Korea and Iran I’ll get my hands on uranium And be the talk of Hollywood In fact, become, my own nuclear power With thermonuclear devices I could become twice as bright Brighter than the sun A gun I found in the attic will set things right I'll visit the doctor again To see who has the low IQ With a pistol pointed at their head

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Date: 9/21/2014 7:03:00 PM
Very intriguing write....Just hope you can figure out how to properly transport the uranium.
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Earl Schumacker
Date: 9/21/2014 7:17:00 PM
Hi Tim. Thank you. I'm glad you liked it. Don't worry about the uranium. Mr. Low IQ will do the right thing. Remember, he has the gun so he has everything under control. Have a great week end. Earl
Date: 9/21/2014 12:37:00 PM
ah that is not a very happy poem. I really don't know what to say to it except, dang, it is too bad people feel like the violence makes them smarter. In the grand scale of nature though, who really wins the brains or the brawn? the passive or the aggressive?
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Earl Schumacker
Date: 9/21/2014 7:12:00 PM
Hi Casarah, Thank you for commenting. I did this one mostly for fun. Power in the wrong hands has consequences. Brains beats brawn..... but not by much. Have a great week end. Take care. Earl

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