Lost In Space

There once was a Vulcan named Spock So sad when those humans would mock His strange pointy ears He would burst into tears... So he finally had both of them cropped! There once was a Captain named Kirk Quite known around town as a jerk! While the Enterprise docked As he viewed Mister Spock He scoffed at those chopped ears that hurt!! Ship mates of the Enterprise crew Were sad to know Spock was so blue... So they grabbed Captain Kirk By his feet and his shirt Tossed him from the ship, ...out he flew!! All evidence quickly erased A murder has left not a trace 'Tho Kirk may be long gone... He lives on in re-runs !! So trekkies can still see his face!! __________________________