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Kamikazee Kid---extended version of Kid's Nowadays including Bonus Footage

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Kamikazee Kid---extended version of Kid's Nowadays including Bonus Footage

Lemme tell ya'
about a kid 
whose mind is so far down the gutter
he was seen scheming on another kid's mother
being obscene
at the scene he
whistled and muttered  
"Nice Udders!"

I'm telling you
little dude is smooth
with more game than Milton Bradley
at nine years old
he already got hold of 
College Girls Behaving Badly...

if you think that's bad
lemme tell ya' how mean he's been
at the age of ten
he trashed the pad of his new step dad
and spray painted the place
"Jimmy's Sin Bin"

the world's not yet seen 
a preteen kid this mean
the greedy demon's already 
a steady petty larcenist
and a slick car thief

if you see him coming
you better start running
if he catches up to you
you're through
not much you can do
his sins are many
though his years are few

word on the street 
is the kid's straight crazy
he picked a fight with
the Duke's of Hazard 
and made out
with Daisy

Courtney Love hates
the little devil
said he's
he's a bad MoFo
that shoots more dope
than Kurt Cobain Yo!

this kid's lost his lid
and we're running out of time
an A-Bomb microcosm
of bad parents 
who should be embarrassed for
making the world inherit
their seeds of carelessness 
heir apparent to
Kamikaze  lives of crime

Copyright © JSLambert Mister ROBOTO

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  1. Date: 2/27/2012 8:55:00 PM
    I REALLY LIKE this one. i understood every word of it because I see in the news what is going on in the world with this kind of kid. I know a kid headed in this direction and it's really scary. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run. . .out run my gun. (it is all too real)

  1. Date: 2/27/2012 7:28:00 PM
    An awesome write, enjoyed reading your poetry tonight, hope your doing well, love,vie

  1. Date: 2/27/2012 3:37:00 AM
    Wooow.... I like this poem, you did it well. - oxox Anne-Lise

  1. Date: 2/27/2012 1:30:00 AM
    an age that can be confusing-- in between late childhood and early teen life... gripping write and real in some ways.. impact right on, JS!..:) huggs!