Kamikazee Kid---Extended Version of Kid's Nowadays Including Bonus Footage

Lemme tell ya' about a kid whose mind is so far down the gutter he was seen scheming on another kid's mother being obscene at the scene he whistled and muttered "Nice Udders!" I'm telling you little dude is smooth with more game than Milton Bradley at nine years old he already got hold of College Girls Behaving Badly... if you think that's bad lemme tell ya' how mean he's been at the age of ten he trashed the pad of his new step dad and spray painted the place "Jimmy's Sin Bin" the world's not yet seen a preteen kid this mean truthfully the greedy demon's already a steady petty larcenist and a slick car thief klepto-fiend if you see him coming you better start running if he catches up to you you're through not much you can do his sins are many though his years are few word on the street is the kid's straight crazy he picked a fight with the Duke's of Hazard and made out with Daisy Courtney Love hates the little devil said he's he's a bad MoFo that shoots more dope than Kurt Cobain Yo! this kid's lost his lid and we're running out of time an A-Bomb microcosm of bad parents who should be embarrassed for making the world inherit their seeds of carelessness heir apparent to Kamikaze lives of crime