Just How Did My Garden Grow .

Mary , Mary quite contrary How did my garden grow ? You know darned well It's just been hell With Winter's frost and snow . Bought expensive seeds That were colored weeds That grew and grew some more So , just like I said It is wrecking my head And my green finger is getting sore . My daffs were a laugh And my posies can't pose The buttercups all turned sour. The ducks in the pond Are beyond the beyond And the ivy is poison , for sure . My frog , Mr. Toad Took to the road To meet a Princess Who is loaded with cash . I'm sore , sad and sick Because of Reykjavik What ain't weeds Is now covered in ash . Inspired for Dane-Ann's garden contest .